Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it.
”*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it” was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6, 2021. “CELERY:
WHEN YOU HAVE THAT SUDDEN URGE TO BITE INTO WATER WITH HAIR IN IT” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Karla Truxell Schritter on December 30, 2021.
Wikipedia: Celery
Celery (Apium graveolens) is a marshland plant in the family Apiaceae that has been cultivated as a vegetable since antiquity. Celery has a long fibrous stalk tapering into leaves. Depending on location and cultivar, either its stalks, leaves or hypocotyl are eaten and used in cooking. Celery seed is also used as a spice and its extracts have been used in herbal medicine.
Twitter
Knives McGee
@KnivesMcGeee
*Inventing celery*
Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it
5:12 PM · Dec 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Zach Dye
@FireBeardGaming
*Inventing celery*
Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it
7:30 PM · Dec 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Tev The Artist
@TevTheArtist
*Inventing celery*
Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it
8:45 PM · Dec 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Funny Introvert
@NotTokenBlack
Person who discovered celery was like:
“Damn I wish I could bite into water, but with hair in it”
10:03 AM · Dec 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Uneven Street
December 7, 2021 at 9:57 PM ·
*Inventing celery*
Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it.
Twitter
Lana Del Gay
@McClellandShane
*God inventing celery*
What if we could bite water with hair in it?
10:59 AM · Dec 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Rob Stiles, Taco Connoisseur
@robstiles1
*inventing celery
Man, I wish I could bite into water with hair in it.
10:48 AM · Dec 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Karla Truxell Schritter
December 30, 2021 at 1:51 PM ·
Edit: water that tastes funny.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
CELERY:
WHEN YOU HAVE THAT SUDDEN
URGE TO BITE INTO WATER WITH
HAIR IN IT
Facebook
im not right in the head.com added a new photo to the album: NOT RIGHT CAFE.
January 1, 2022 at 12:33 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
CELERY:
WHEN YOU HAVE THAT SUDDEN
URGE TO BITE INTO WATER WITH
HAIR IN IT
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