A whiskey joke has been printed on many images:
“Two Chinese men break into a Scottish distillery. One asks, ‘Is it whiskey?’ The other says, ‘Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!’”
“Whiskey” is spoken for the word “risky.” The joke was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2012.
Twitter
❤TheIdleWolf ❤
@FrankCBennett
Two chinese blokes break into a scottish distillery. One asks, “Is it whiskey?” The other says, “Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!”
5:43 AM - 24 Mar 2012
Twitter
Mark Goldsack
@MBGGoldie
Replying to @BeefyBotham
@BeefyBotham 2 chinese men rob a distillery. One says “Is this whiskey?” Other replies “not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!” Can have that one
1:49 PM - 27 Mar 2012
Twitter
Dave
@shergy100
2 Chinese crooks r plotting a robbery at a distillery.One says “Is it whisky?” “Yes,"replies the other,"But not as whisky as wobbing a bank”
11:17 AM - 13 Apr 2012
Reddit—Jokes
Is it whisky?
submitted May 1, 2012 by thebigread
Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says “is it whisky?”. His accomplice turns to him and says “yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank”.
Twitter
Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
Two Chinese men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, “Is this whisky?”.
“Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.
11:30 AM - 24 Jun 2013
Twitter
annie gates
@Gingerterror
2 chinese men break into a distillery - 1st chinese asks ‘ is this whisky?2nd chinese man replies’ yes but not as whisky as wobbing a bank
12:24 PM - 1 Jul 2013
Facebook
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2 chinese men break into a distillery, one turns to the other and says, is this whisky, the other replies, yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank
Reddit—Jokes
Two Chinese Guys Break Into a Distillery
submitted June 14, 2017 by CRGRO
The one guy looks to his friend and asks: “Is it whiskey?”
His friend replies: “Yea, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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