A popular beer joke has a couple together at a pub. “I love you,” says the man. “Is that you or the beer talking?” asks the woman. “It’s me talking to the beer,” the man replies.
The joke has been cited on Twitter since February 14, 2011. “Is that you or the wine talking?” is a similar joke, usually with the sex roles reversed.
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Paul davis · @pauldavis1
14th Feb 2011 from Twittelator Pro
I was in the pub with the mrs last night and i said ” i love you ”
She said ” is that you or the beer talking ?”
I replied ” its me , talking to the beer “
FuzzyBrew
Beer joke! “Pub talk”
March 15, 2011 By: mike Category: Jokes
Thanks to jokeman Scott Hill for passing this one along.
A man is sitting in the pub with his wife and whispers: “I love you.”
Wife asks: “Is that you or the beer talking?”
Man replies: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
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Ahmed Abou El-Khier
3/15/11
Man sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, “I love you.”
She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”
He replies, “It’s me….......... talking to the beer.”
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C_worthy
Posted 17 March 2011 - 03:48 PM
In honour of St Patrick’s Day…
A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, “I love you.”
She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”
He replies, “It’s me….......... talking to the beer.”
Google Books
Your Face Won’t Crack If You Smile
By Robert Krueger
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2012
Pg. 77:
Dennis and his wife were sitting on their porch, romantically looking out at the stars and Dennis said, “I love you.” His wife smiled warmly and asked, “Is that you or the beer talking?” Without even looking up, Dennis replied, “It’s me talking to my Beer!”
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Kuria-Mwangi
12/28/12
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Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?” Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
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Crap Dad Jokes
By Ian Allan
London: Portico Books
2013
Pg. ?:
A man andhis wife went to the pub.
‘I love you,’ he said.
‘Is that you or the beer talking?’ his wife asked.
‘It’s me talking to the beer ...’
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