A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 28, 2020
“It’s impossible to run with a backpack without looking like an idiot”

Many students try to run with a backpack, but it’s often not successful."Has anyone in history figured out a way to run with a backpack on without looking like an idiot?” was posted on Twitter by Loren Lee Chen on May 29, 2010.

“Is there anyway to run with a backpack without looking like Sasquatch?” was posted on Twitter by Cole M. Sprouse on January 29, 2013. “It is actually quite impossible to run with a backpack without looking like a first grader on the way to school” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 27, 2020.


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Loren Lee Chen
@LorenLChen
Has anyone in history figured out a way to run with a backpack on without looking like an idiot?
7:20 PM · May 29, 2010·Echofon

Twitter
HG
@h_gabe
(443):why is it impossible to run with a backpack with out looking like a giant d-bag?
11:10 PM · Nov 14, 2010·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
liz
@trillizzard
is it possible to run with a backpack on without looking like a total douche? no. 
3:02 PM · Jun 8, 2011·TweetDeck

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Lauren Elaine
@LaurenElaineLED
Its hard to wear headphones with glasses. Kind of like its hard to run with a backpack without looking like a complete fool.
2:58 PM · Jul 10, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Spencer Lamer
@slamer3
The day I learn how to run with a backpack on WITHOUT looking like a dumbass will probably be the day I graduate from college
8:00 PM · Apr 26, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
Is there anyway to run with a backpack without looking like Sasquatch?
5:26 PM · Jan 29, 2013·Twitter Web App

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Eric Wildeman
@ericwildeman22
It there’s one thing I’ve learned in college, it’s that it is impossible to run with a backpack on without looking like a complete strokeoff
4:04 PM · Sep 2, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Jordan
@Jorto__
No matter how old you are, you can’t run with a backpack without looking like an idiot
5:22 PM · Jan 14, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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John Rufo
@JRufo93
17 years of school, and I have yet to figure out how to run with a backpack on without looking like an idiot
5:45 PM · Apr 22, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Perry Lee Swagger
@OMGitsPerryF
Is there anyway to run with a backpack on without looking like Sasquatch?
8:00 PM · Feb 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Marissa
@hershey_riss
I’ve gone through a year of higher education and still don’t know how to run with a backpack w/o looking like a fucking idiot
12:06 PM · Sep 12, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Dylan Johnson
@DyLaN_jOhNsOn49
In my 3rd year of college and still haven’t figured out how to run with a backpack without looking like an idiot
10:31 AM · Sep 20, 2016·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Gregos81 January 27, 2020
It is actually quite impossible to run with a backpack without looking like a first grader on the way to school.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Tuesday, January 28, 2020 • Permalink