A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 12, 2022
“I’ve cut down on my drinking and now only have one whiskey before going to bed…”

"I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed. Last night I went to bed eight times” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“I’ve cut down on my drinking and now only have one whisky before going to bed.... Last night i went to bed nine times!” was posted on Twitter by Dave Clark on May 4, 2017. “I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one whisky before going to bed. Last night I went to bed eight times...” was posted on Twitter by happy Hammer on January 9, 2018. “I decided to cut down on my drinking and only have one whiskey before going to bed… I went to bed 11 times last night...” was posted on Twitter by Jason Kree Comedy on June 20, 2019.

“I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed. Last night I went to bed eight times...” was posted on Twitter by happy Hammer on January 8, 2019. “I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed. Last night I went to bed eight times...” was posted on Twitter by Jokerswild on January 9, 2019. “I’ve really cut down on my drinking and now only have one vodka before going to bed… Last night I went to bed 8 times” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 10, 2022.

“I’VE CUT DOWN ON MY DRINKING AND NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE DRINK BEFORE GOING TO BED. LAST NIGHT I WENT TO BED 8 TIMES...” was posted on Facebook by More Crazy Stuff on June 10, 2022.


Twitter
Dave Clark
@daveclark_iow
I’ve cut down on my drinking and now only have one whisky before going to bed....
Last night i went to bed nine times!
12:51 AM · May 4, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
⚒happy Hammer.⚒
@brooking1980
I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one whisky before going to bed.
Last night I went to bed eight times…
4:47 AM · Jan 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
⚒happy Hammer.⚒
@brooking1980
I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
Last night I went to bed eight times…
7:59 AM · Jan 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jokerswild
@JokersWildUK
I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
Last night I went to bed eight times…
1:28 AM · Jan 9, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Waterdisport
@WatrDi
I have cut down on my drinking and now have only 1 Gin n Tonics before going to bed.
Last night I went to bed 5 times.
5:43 PM · Apr 25, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Shannon70
@ShannonWiley
I’ve cut down on my drinking and now I only have one glass of Vodka before bed.
Last night I went to bed 8 times.
1:06 AM · May 1, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Amy 💕
@ammyy_sethi
I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one beer before going to bed.
Last night I went to bed eight times.
12:52 PM · May 6, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Jason Kree Comedy
@jasonkreecomedy
I decided to cut down on my drinking and only have one whiskey before going to bed…
I went to bed 11 times last night…
12:48 AM · Jun 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Meriel
@MerielMyers
I’ve cut down on my drinking and now only have 1 Gin before bed.. Last night I went to bed 5 times!!!
7:49 PM · Sep 25, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™
@BigBearF1
I’ve cut down on my drinking, and now only have one brandy before going to bed.
Last night I went to bed eight times...😂
2:19 PM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bindasfauji 🇮🇳
@bindasfauji
Coronadiaries…
I have cut down on my drinking and have only one peg rum before going to bed.
Last night, I went to bed EIGHT times.🤣🤣
1:52 PM · Apr 11, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD September 28, 2020
I’ve cut down on my drinking and only have 1 large scotch before I go to bed.
Last night, I went to bed 11 times.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/VERBERD March 10, 2022
I’ve really cut down on my drinking and now only have one vodka before going to bed…
Last night I went to bed 8 times.

Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
June 10, 2022 at 8:02 AM
I’VE CUT DOWN ON MY
DRINKING AND NOW I
ONLY HAVE ONE DRINK
BEFORE GOING TO BED.
LAST NIGHT I WENT
TO BED 8 TIMES…

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, June 12, 2022 • Permalink