A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 17, 2017
“I’ve got a fruit fetish. Well, that’s according to my currant girlfriend”

"Currant” (a dried berry) sounds like “current.” “My currant girlfriend just dumped me. I guess everything happens for a raisin,” English comedian Darren Walsh posted on Twitter on July 13, 2010. “I’m obsessed with sexual experimentation with fruit.Well, that’s what my currant girlfriend says” was posted on Twitter on October 30, 2010.

“I have a fetish for having sex with fruit. Well, that’s what my currant girlfriend says” was posted on Sickipedia on July 29, 2017.  “I’ve got a fruit fetish. Well, that’s according to my currant girlfriend” was posted on Reddit—Jokesuncensored on November 18, 2017.


Wikipedia: Zante currant
Zante currants, Corinth raisins, or Corinthian raisins, also called simply currants, are dried berries of the small, sweet, seedless grape cultivar ‘Black Corinth’ (Vitis vinifera). The name comes from the Anglo-French phrase “raisins de Corinthe” (grapes of Corinth) and the Ionian island of Zakynthos (Zante), which was once the major producer and exporter. It is not related to black, red or white currants, which are berries of shrubs in the Ribes genus and not usually prepared in dried form.

Twitter
Darren Walsh Puns‏
@DarrenWalshPuns
My currant girlfriend just dumped me. I guess everything happens for a raisen @comedyhighlight #win100
5:14 AM - 13 Jul 2010

Twitter
BIG_BEAR_F1‏
@BIG_BEAR_F1
I’m obsessed with sexual experimentation with fruit.Well, that’s what my currant girlfriend says.
3:13 AM - 30 Oct 2010

Twitter
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@shan_daar
Girls love fruits. Well, at least that’s what my currant girlfriend says.
10:18 AM - 14 Nov 2010

Twitter
Paul Kelly‏
@Nobbyfolk
My last girlfriend broke up with me because of my unhealthy obsession with dried fruits.
Oh well, I much prefer my currant girlfriend.
1:24 PM - 20 Jan 2012

Twitter
Gavin J Innes‏
@gavinnes
When I first met my currant girlfriend, I didn’t realise it was a date. #punrun
3:43 PM - 12 Feb 2012

Twitter
Chameleon Nightclub‏
@ChameleonSEnd
I’m obsessed with sexual experimentation with fruit according to my currant girlfriend personally I think shes Bananas! ......
4:20 PM - 8 May 2012

Google Books
Cheep Laughs
By Darren Walsh
London, UK: Random House
2014
Pg. ?:
My currant girlfriend just dumped me. I guess everything happens for a raisin.

Sickipedia
I have a fetish for having sex with fruit.
Well, that’s what my currant girlfriend says.
Joke Submited by CallMeSir in Sex and Shit - Pervert
29 July 2017 1:08 PM

Twitter
andy riley‏
@Andy_IKs
Apparently i have a fetish for dried fruit, at least thats what my currant girlfriend says
11:52 AM - 14 Nov 2017

Reddit—Jokesuncensored
I’ve got a fruit fetish… (self.Jokesuncensored)
submitted November 18, 2017 by madazzahatter
Well, that’s according to my currant girlfriend.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, November 17, 2017 • Permalink