A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 15, 2018
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock”

Entry in progress—B.P.

Wikipedia: Henny Youngman
Henry “Henny” Youngman (original Yiddish surname Yungman; 16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an English-born American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the “one-liner”; his best known one-liner being “Take my wife ... please”.

Twitter
alan henson
@al_henny
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.  If I die next Tuesday.
12:27 PM - 11 Jan 2012

Twitter
Gasoline Alley
@Gasoline_Alley
I have enough money to last the rest of my life...if I die before four o’clock.
~Henny Youngman
8:16 AM - 12 Mar 2013

Twitter
Tren Griffin
@trengriffin
Jackie Mason: “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” Henny Youngman variant: “if I die by 4PM.”
8:32 PM - 27 Aug 2017

Reddit—Jokes
I have enough money to last the rest of my life…
submitted May 16, 2018 by RottonPotatoes
If I died next Tuesday.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Tuesday, May 15, 2018 • Permalink