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Entry from March 18, 2017
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”

An Easter joke is:

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.


The joke was posted on Twitter by MAHLEKZA‏ on April 3, 2015.


Wikipedia: Easter
Easter also called Pascha (Greek/Latin) or Resurrection Sunday, is a festival and holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead, described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day of his burial after his crucifixion by the Romans at Calvary c. 30 AD. It is the culmination of the Passion of Jesus, preceded by Lent (or Great Lent), a forty-day period of fasting, prayer, and penance.

Twitter
MAHLEKZA‏
@MAHLEKZA24
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday
12:30 PM - 3 Apr 2015

Facebook
Mike Tashaya
April 3, 2015 ·
PLANS FOR EASTER
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Wife counters:
On hearing that the husband will disappear on Friday and return on Monday like Jesus, the wife retorts,"awesome you do that, I’ll do like Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband.”

Reddit—Jokes
Easter Weekend
submitted April 3, 2015 by skay213
Wife: Honey, what’s for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

Twitter
Manc Network‏
@Manc_Network
My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter.
The same as Jesus: disappear on Friday, show up on Monday.
10:14 AM - 5 Apr 2015

Twitter
#Ofah Fans 🤣 😂‏
@ofah_fans
My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter.
The same as Jesus: disappear on Friday, show up on Monday.
10:14 AM - 5 Apr 2015

6 April 2015, The Observer (Queensland), “Twitter,” pg. 10:
#Easter
@TRBRajaa: My plans for #Easter is to be like Jesus; disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday

Twitter
sainesh‏
@saineshr
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!!
2:00 AM - 6 Apr 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Plans for Easter
submitted March 22, 2016 by ntmyrealacct
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Google Groups: Stephanians -1950-1960
Santa Singh: Plans For Easter
Karamjit S. Bedi
4/6/16
PLANS FOR EASTER
Santa’s wife Preeto: “Darling Ji, what are your plans for Easter?”
Santa: “Same as Jesus.”
Preeto: “What do you mean?”
Santa: “I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.”

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My missus just said “what are your plans for Easter?”
I said “the same as Jesus!”
Disappear Friday then turn up on Monday.
5:38 PM - 18 Mar 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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