“As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake” (or “Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake”) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying and its variations probably come from these images.
“Pleasing everyone is IMPOSSIBLE but pissing them off is a piece of CAKE! hahahahha =)” was posted on Twitter by “Say it witcho chest !” on October 6, 2010. “I’ve learnt that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing them off is a piece of cake. #announcingme” was posted on Twitter by FairyTales ArentReal on October 22, 2010. “Today’s life lesson: ‘I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake’” was posted on Twitter by Serial Fuckup on February 14, 2012.
“As I grow older I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake!” was posted on Twitter by MissKelleigh on June 12, 2012. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone os impossible…pissing them off is a piece of cake tho” was posted on Twitter by Gail VG Tidmarsh on June 13, 2012. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Five Star Portugal on August 23, 2012.
“RT @HeidiCF8: Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I l… http://bit.ly/R2ucpK” (the original tweet is not available) was posted on Twitter by CakeRobot on August 5, 2012. “Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake….................I like cake” was posted on Twitter by T E R R I S on September 4, 2012. “Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake” was posted on Twitter by “H” on September 12, 2012. “Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I love cake!” was posted on Twitter by Trees on January 17, 2013.
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Say it witcho chest !
@_SheaButtah_
Pleasing everyone is IMPOSSIBLE but pissing them off is a piece of CAKE! hahahahha =)
1:44 AM · Oct 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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FairyTales ArentReal
@announcingme
I’ve learnt that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing them off is a piece of cake. #announcingme
1:54 PM · Oct 22, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Emma
@EmmaCM_
Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake 😉
1:00 PM · Jan 2, 2011·ÜberSocialOrig
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Sergio Martins
@sdsmartins
I’ve learnt that pleasing everyone is impossible… but pissing them off is a piece of cake.
6:26 AM · Sep 16, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Michal Niv
@michali6707
Quote “trying to please everybody is impossible… But pissing them off is a piece of cake!”
1:17 PM · Sep 21, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Serial Fuckup
@SerialFuckup
Today’s life lesson: “I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake.”
11:07 AM · Feb 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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MissKelleigh
@MissKelleeM
As I grow older I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake!
2:56 PM · Jun 12, 2012 from Braddock, VA·Twitter Web Client
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LaToya Irving
@latoyairving84
As I have grown older I realize that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing them off is a piece of cake.
6:15 PM · Jun 12, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Gail VG Tidmarsh
@GailWt1
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone os impossible…pissing them off is a piece of cake tho.
12:54 PM · Jun 13, 2012 from Malta, NY·Twitter for Android
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Five Star Portugal
August 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM ·
As I’ve Grown Older, I’ve Learnt That Pleasing Everybody Is Impossible, But Pissing Them Off Is A Piece Of Cake
— with Abirami Dhurga and Sam Ng.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
As I have grown older, I’ve
learned that pleasing
everyone is impossible,
but pissing everyone off is
a piece of cake.
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CakeRobot
@CakeRobot
goldenshakehand: RT @HeidiCF8: Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I l… http://bit.ly/R2ucpK
2:17 PM · Aug 5, 2012·twitterfeed
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T E R R I S
@Terris_Alese
“Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake….................I like cake.”
8:36 PM · Sep 4, 2012·Twitter for Android
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H
@husnaahmed01
Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
9:27 AM · Sep 12, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Trees
@JuanChino112
Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I love cake!
5:22 PM · Jan 17, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Kats Singh
@KatsSingh
“Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.”
10:19 PM · Nov 8, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Not Slim - Kinda Shady
@cathyjoyw
Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I love cake.
4:21 AM · Nov 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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IG: thatdude_sanza
@thatdude_sms
Today’s life lesson: “I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake.”
10:38 PM · Nov 18, 2021 from Johannesburg, South Africa·Twitter for iPhone