A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 23, 2018
“I’ve started cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope my pants fit”

"I’m really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans” is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. “Yeah I do Crossfit.... I CROSS my fingers that I FIT into my pants...” was posted on Twitter by Mike P on August 13, 2012. “I do Crossfit everyday. I CROSS my fingers and hope my skinny jeans still FIT” was posted on Twitter by Mini Hot Taco on June 22, 2013.

“I’ve started cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope my pants fit” was posted on Twitter by JULIE SNARK on December 6, 2014.

“I’m really into the crossfit thing. When I wake up, I cross my fingers and hope my fat ass fits into my jeans” was posted on Twitter by Reba McI’mTired‏ on September 13, 2014. “I am really into the crossfit thing.. When I wake up I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in my jeans” was posted on Twitter by Momma Nutt on October 13, 2014.

“Yeah, I crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in my jeans” was a trademark application with a date of first use of February 10, 2016.


Wikipedia: CrossFit
CrossFit is a fitness program created by Greg Glassman and is a registered trademark of CrossFit, Inc. which was founded by Greg Glassman and Lauren Jenai in 2000. Promoted as both a physical exercise philosophy and also as a competitive fitness sport, CrossFit workouts incorporate elements from high-intensity interval training, Olympic weightlifting, plyometrics, powerlifting, gymnastics, girevoy sport, calisthenics, strongman, and other exercises. It is practiced by members of over 13,000 affiliated gyms, roughly half of which are located in the United States, and by individuals who complete daily workouts (otherwise known as a “WODs” or “workouts of the day").

Twitter
Mike P
@RexBanner333
Yeah I do Crossfit.... I CROSS my fingers that I FIT into my pants....
7:06 PM - 13 Aug 2012

Twitter
Mini Hot Taco 🔆
@sairesunshine
I do Crossfit everyday. I CROSS my fingers and hope my skinny jeans still FIT. ._.
4:08 PM - 22 Jun 2013

Twitter
Eric & Brianna
@EricTheUnlikely
I do cross fit on a regular basis. Cross my fingers and hope it fits haha.
11:06 PM - 10 Oct 2013

Twitter
Gen Leigh
@LtC3521
“I don’t do #crossfit but I #cross my fingers and I hope my #pants #fit.”
10:45 PM - 9 Jan 2014

Twitter
ilina ewen
@ilinaP
I do cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope my jeans fit.
10:15 AM - 21 May 2014

Twitter
🌻 Reba McI’mTired‏
@chocl8girl
I’m really into the crossfit thing. When I wake up, I cross my fingers and hope my fat ass fits into my jeans.
10:25 PM - 13 Sep 2014

Twitter
Callie Kaminski
@CalliePatricia
“I’ve been doing that Crossfit thing. Every time I put on my pants I cross my fingers and hope they fit.”
8:17 PM - 30 Sep 2014

Twitter
Roberto Grande‏
@ImA1032
Replying to @Venice311
@Venice311 I do cross fit every morning… I cross my fingers and hope my fat ass fits into my jeans!  smile
3:12 AM - 3 Oct 2014

Twitter
Momma Nutt‏
@MommaNutt3
I am really into the crossfit thing.. When I wake up I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in my jeans @Olivia_Nuttall
12:23 PM - 13 Oct 2014

Twitter
MC’sSquare‏
@mcmanishshady
I’m really into this crossfit thing because every morning I cross my fingers and hope that my ass still fits into my jeans”
10:51 AM - 15 Oct 2014

Twitter
🍩 JULIE SNARK 🍩
@JulieSnark
I’ve started cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope my pants fit.
8:16 AM - 6 Dec 2014

Twitter
MR SUPERPIDGE
@superpidge
I’ve started CrossFit. I cross my fingers and hope my clothes fit
4:12 PM - 3 Jul 2015

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I’m really into the crossfit thing… I wake up, cross my fingers and hope I can fit into the jeans

Twitter
Davide Spinelli
@davide_spino
“I’m really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans” https://lnkd.in/d9kwpPE
10:23 AM - 2 Aug 2017

Reddit—Shirtplus
Yeah I Crossfit I Cross My Fingers And Hope My Ass Fits In My Jeans T-Shirt (self.Shirtplus)
submitted July 12, 2018 by Shirtplus

(Trademark)
Word Mark YEAH I CROSSFIT I CROSS MY FINGERS AND HOPE MY ASS FITS IN MY JEANS
Goods and Services (ABANDONED) IC 025. US 022 039. G & S: Hoodies; Muscle tops; Shirts for adults, women, men; Tank tops; Tops; Woven shirts; Graphic T-shirts; Hooded sweatshirts for adults, women, men; Muscle tops; Short-sleeved or long-sleeved t-shirts; Sweaters for adults, women, men; Sweatshirts for adults, women, men; T-shirts for adults, women, men; Tank tops; Tee shirts; Woven shirts. FIRST USE: 20160210. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20160225
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 87294611
Filing Date January 10, 2017
Current Basis 1A
Original Filing Basis 1A
Owner (APPLICANT) Rural Art & Design, LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY MISSOURI 905 Main Street TRENTON MISSOURI 64683
Type of Mark TRADEMARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator DEAD
Abandonment Date October 11, 2017

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