Someone is in good shape when an old piece of clothing still fits, right? This joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on October 4, 2011 (originally on the Sickipedia website) and has been printed on several images:

“My wife said to me, ‘We have been married 20 years and look it still fits me.’ I said, ‘Fuck off, it’s a scarf.’”


Twitter
alan sharp
@AlanYNWAjft96
My wife just said to me “Look at this, I’ve had this since we got married 20 years ago & it still fits me”.
I said “Fuck off, it’s a scarf.”
5:31 AM · Oct 3, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
My wife said to me"we have been married 20 years and look it still fits me.”
I said"Fuck off it’s a scarf.” http://bit.ly/qNuDRQ
1:37 PM · Oct 4, 2011·twitterfeed

Newspapers.com
22 July 2015, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “Dennis the Menace” comic strip by Hank Ketcham, pg. E10, col. 5:
“I’VE HAD THIS FOR 30 YEARS AND IT STILL FITS.”
“BUT IT’S A SCARF.”

Twitter
Tino
@MrKumbawa
Going through her stuff in the wardrobe…
Wife: look honey, it still fits after 25years.
Husband: it’s a scarf baby, of course it still fits.
4:38 PM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 31, 2019
As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, “Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!”
I laughed, “Babe, it’s a scarf!”

Twitter
QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
Wife: “Look. I haven’t worn this in 8 years and it still fits!”
Husband: “For God’s sake woman, it’s a scarf!”
3:57 AM · Dec 27, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Claire Lister 👁 ☘️ 🇮🇪
@claire88424030
Me: ‘Wow! I haven’t worn this for years , and it still fits me!’ Husband: ‘It’s a scarf...’
1:27 PM · Feb 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone