The Gospel of John describes a miracle of Jesus—the transformation of water into wine.
     
“RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I’m going to turn decade-old boxed wine into vomit. We all have a gift” was posted on Twitter by LTS pn December 26, 2009. “jesus turned water into wine and everyone says it’s a miracle, I make wine into vomit and no one cares” was posted on Twitter by 🆃🅷🅴 🅵🆄🅽🅺🅸🅴🆂🆃 on April 6, 2010. “jesus turns water into wine; i turn wine into vomit” was posted on Twitter by StephANIE on April 7, 2011.
     
“Jesus may have turned water into wine, but I turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus” was posted on Twitter by vancitygirl604 on February 17, 2012. “@Gaadgette: I can turn wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus” was posted on Twitter by True Story on March 9, 2012. “Just turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 28, 2014. “Turned wine into vomit last night, your move Jesus” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on August 27, 2021.
 
 
Wikipedia: Marriage at Cana
The transformation of water into wine at the Marriage at Cana or Wedding at Cana is the first miracle attributed to Jesus in the Gospel of John. In the Gospel account, Jesus, his mother and his disciples are invited to a wedding, and when the wine runs out, Jesus delivers a sign of his glory by turning water into wine.
     
The location of Cana has been subject to debate among biblical scholars and archeologists; several villages in Galilee are possible candidates.
       
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LTS
@LTS55
RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I’m going to turn decade-old boxed wine into vomit. We all have a gift.
1:30 PM · Dec 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Matthew Culnane
@coldbrain
Forget water into wine; I’m all about wine into vomit.
6:13 PM · Feb 3, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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🆃🅷🅴 🅵🆄🅽🅺🅸🅴🆂🆃
@biggerdeffer
jesus turned water into wine and everyone says it’s a miracle, I make wine into vomit and no one cares
1:22 PM · Apr 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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StephANIE
@oh_hi_steph
jesus turns water into wine; i turn wine into vomit
7:17 PM · Apr 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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vancitygirl604
@canadianpride86
Jesus may have turned water into wine, but I turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus.
1:46 PM · Feb 17, 2012·Echofon
   
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True Story
@TheirneyFalls
”@Gaadgette: I can turn wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus.”
11:59 PM · Mar 9, 2012·Twitter for Android
   
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Irene Adler
@The_Whip_Hand
I can turn wine into vomit. Your move Jesus.
10:41 AM · Jun 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] September 28, 2014
Just turned wine into vomit.
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funnypic
@funnypicRT
Jokes: Just turned wine into vomit. - Your move Jesus.  submitted by CristianMingles   [link] [1 comment] http://ow.ly/2Ommg6
11:05 PM · Sep 28, 2014·Hootsuite
   
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Nick Poulin
@nickpoulin49
Just turned wine into vomit.
Beat that Jesus.
1:41 PM · Apr 11, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
Jesus turned water into wine.
I turned wine into vomit.
Your turn Jesus.
11:24 AM · Mar 7, 2017 from Tamworth, England·Twitter for Android
   
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Finding Charles
@charleswillstwo
This morning I turned wine into vomit.
Your move, Jesus.
4:58 PM · Jun 30, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Rachel
@femaleredhead
just turned wine into vomit. your move, jesus
12:47 AM · Aug 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/dunderbricks August 27, 2021
Turned wine into vomit last night, your move Jesus