A traffic court joke was posted on Twitter by Terry F on May 3, 2016:
   
[traffic court]
Your honor, I’m here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets
JUDGE: Repeat infractions?
Ok, I’m here to dispute ⁴/₅ of my tickets
   
“Repeat infractions?” asked by the judge meant if many of the tickets were repeats of the same offense. “Repeat infractions,” however, was interpreted as “repeat in fractions.”
   
The joke usually involves percentages. “Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 19, 2018. “Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 24, 2020. “Judge, I want to contest 80% of my parking tickets” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 3, 2021.
     
         
Twitter
Terry F
@daemonic3
[traffic court]
Your honor, I’m here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets
JUDGE: Repeat infractions?
Ok, I’m here to dispute ⁴/₅ of my tickets
11:59 PM · May 3, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto June 19, 2018
“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto June 23, 2018
“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!!
 
Reddit—Jokes   
Posted by u/keithasaurus October 4, 2018
Me: “Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”
Judge: “Repeat infractions?”
Me: “Ok, 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!”
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto October 31, 2019
“Judge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto January 21, 2020
“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto March 24, 2020
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets.”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Sure. I want to contest half of my parking tickets!
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto June 19, 2020
Man: Judge, I want to contest 50% of my tickets. They are bogus!
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my tickets. They are bogus!
       
Twitter
xWass
@xWass5
Joke of the day
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.
#funny #jokes #joke #laugh #lol #SundayMotivation #SundayFeels tysm
11:10 AM · Aug 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto October 18, 2020
“Judge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: ok. Half of my parking tickets are bogus!
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted byu/porichoygupto March 3, 2021
Man: Judge, I want to contest 80% of my parking tickets.
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest 4/5 of my parking tickets.
   
Twitter
JokesBot
@RedditJokesBot
Man: Judge, I want to contest 80% of my parking tickets. Judge: Repeat infractions?Man: Ok. I want to contest 4/5 of my parking tickets.
11:09 AM · Mar 3, 2021·IFTTT
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto April 15, 2021
Man: Judge, 60% of my traffic tickets are bogus!
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. 3/5 of my traffic tickets are bogus!