A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 30, 2022
“Just gave my hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”

Many people have a coffee before driving to prevent falling asleep at the wheel. A coffee joke transfers this to a hamster wheel.

“‘@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.’ Tickled me! wink” was posted on Twitter by Rachel on October 24, 2011. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” was posted on Twitter by sixthformpoet on April 12, 2013.

“Just gave my hamster a really strong coffee… Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” was posted on Twitter by Dominic Clarke on December 6, 2011. “RT’@thekeithchegwin: Just given my hamster a coffee. Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel’ >> tee hee Iol’d outloud at this one. :o)” was posted on Twitter by Miss Kasoogi on September 10, 2012. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “Just gave the hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 31, 2022.


Twitter
Rachel
@aSmartRS
“@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.” Tickled me! wink
4:01 AM · Oct 24, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Martin Shovel
@MartinShovel
RT @sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.
1:38 PM · Nov 2, 2011·Echofon

Twitter
Dominic Clarke
@kldom1990
Just gave my hamster a really strong coffee… Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel
7:38 AM · Dec 6, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
I just made my hamster a strong coffee – I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel

Twitter
Miss Kasoogi
@MissKasoogi
RT“@thekeithchegwin: Just given my hamster a coffee. Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” >> tee hee Iol’d outloud at this one. :o)
2:44 AM · Sep 10, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS

Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.

Twitter
sixthformpoet
@sixthformpoet
I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.
1:47 PM · Apr 12, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some speed pills up in his food ...
I’m trying to prevent him from falling asleep at the wheel.
3:54 PM · Oct 7, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wastoo July 10, 2019
Just given my hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel

Twitter
Sir 2Tone 🎶 (with a dash of Wolfie)
@2Tone4Real
Just given my hamster some strong coffee…don’t want her falling asleep at the wheel 🐹 ☕️ 🚗 💥 😉
11:29 AM · Aug 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wastoo March 31, 2022
Just gave the hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, March 30, 2022 • Permalink