A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Good things come to those who lift weights” (3/20)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (3/20)
“Squats? I thought you said, ‘Let’s do shots‘“ (3/20)
“She Will Endure All Things” ("sweat” backronym) (3/20)
“Good things come to those with weights” (3/20)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

Entry from October 26, 2013
Kan’t Fucking Cook (KFC nickname)

KFC is a fast food restaurant chain specializing in chicken. The letters “KFC” originally stood for “Kentucky Fried Chicken,” but there have been many slang backronyms (back acronyms). The KFC nickname of “Kan’t Friggin’ Cook” has been cited in print since at least 2001 and “Kan’t F@#king Cook” from 2002.

Similar KFC nicknames include “Kan’t Find the Chicken” and “Kan’t Fry Chicken.”

Wikipedia: KFC
KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken and is headquartered in Louisville, Kentucky, United States (US). It is the world’s second largest restaurant chain overall (as measured by sales) after McDonald’s, with over 18,000 outlets in 120 countries and territories as of December 2012. The company is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, a restaurant company that also owns the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell restaurant chains.

KFC was founded by Harland Sanders, a colorful figure who began selling fried chicken from his roadside restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, during the Great Depression. Sanders identified the potential of the restaurant franchising concept, and the first “Kentucky Fried Chicken” franchise opened in Utah in 1952. KFC popularized chicken in the fast food industry, diversifying the market by challenging the established dominance of the hamburger.

September 18th, 2001, 13:13
KFC = Kan’t Find the Chicken
or Kan’t Friggin’ Cook

Ford Forums
KFC tests new charcoal grill on humans
Venom XR
02-27-2002, 15:33
Kooked Feet, Chief?
Kan’t F@#king Cook!

KFC for lunch is a stupid idea
05-24-2002, 02:21 PM
Kan’t Fuckin’ Cook.

TiVo Community Forum
01-27-2004 06:12 PM
We used to call KFC Kan’t F***ing Cook.

Real Life Forums
Post by Jedi_Vader20 on Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:59 am
A friend of mine works at KFC as a cook, he likes to say that KFC stands for “Kan’t F**king Cook”.

kfc- kant fuckin cook :D
Basic Info
Joined Facebook 06/27/2010

List Of The Day
Monday, July 12, 2010
Store Nicknames Of The Day
Anonymous July 12, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Burger King - Booger Flinger
Taco Bell - Toc-A-Bowl
Mc donald’s- Mc Fondles (15 years ago that was hilarous to us...but we 15 too)
Wal-Mart - Wal-Fart or Broke Cart
KFC - Kan’t F**king Cook

Jimmy’s Oldest
Only in chas people spell can’t like that lol..RT @IFailedRecess: KFC= Kant Fuckin Cook lol RT @6two2forty: When (cont) http://tl.gd/b0rvko
8:58 PM - 9 Jun 11

KFC=kan’t fucking cook.
Basic Info
Joined Facebook 07/27/2011

I think I’ll have KFC, cuz I Kan’t Fucking Cook.
6:41 PM - 25 Apr 12

AjnosaLOVE ❤
My mom - what does KFC stand for
Me - Kentucky Fried chicken
Mom - no stands for Kant Fcking Cook
2:51 PM - 3 Mar 13

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Saturday, October 26, 2013 • Permalink