“Endorphins” shouldn’t be confused with “indoor fins,” but there are jokes. “The reason tropical fish have such a calming effect is all to do with the indoor fins” was posted on Twitter by Jason on April 7, 2011. “Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain, due to all the indoor fins” was posted on Twitter by Jason on February 2, 2019.
“What makes aquarium fish so happy? Their indoor-fins” was posted on Twitter by PUNS on October 21, 2012. “Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 19, 2016.
Wikipedia: Endorphins
Endorphins (contracted from “endogenous morphine”) are endogenous opioid neuropeptides and peptide hormones in humans and other animals. They are produced by the central nervous system and the pituitary gland
Twitter
Jason
@NickMotown
The reason tropical fish have such a calming effect is all to do with the indoor fins.
11:52 AM · Apr 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Mark Lycett
@ItsCaptRedBeard
@AndyLycett
I’ve got myself an aquarium. The fish seem to make me feel calmed and chilled. It must be something to do with the indoor fins..
4:39 PM · Apr 20, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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PUNS
@omgthatspunny
What makes aquarium fish so happy? Their indoor-fins.
4:33 PM · Oct 21, 2012·Timely by Demandforce
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/fegoc180 July 19, 2016
Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?
Because of the indoor fins.
Twitter
Jason
@NickMotown
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain, due to all the indoor fins.
8:05 AM · Feb 2, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.
This is due to all the indoor fins…
1:18 AM · May 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod August 10, 2019
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because of the indoor fins.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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