A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from December 29, 2017
“Knot knot."/"Who is there?"/"Earphones.”

Earphones tend to get tied into knots. An knock-knock joke is:

“Knot knot.”
“Who is there?”
“Earphones.”


The joke was posted on Twitter by Humourologist‏ on September 23, 2017.

“How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some headphones in your pocket 2) wait one minute” is a related joke.


Twitter
Humourologist‏
@silver_starr_
Knot knot
Who is there?
Earphones
12:07 AM - 23 Sep 2017

Twitter
Read2smile‏
@Read2smile
Retweeted Humourologist (@silver_starr_):
Knot knot
Who is there?
Earphones
1:28 PM - 23 Sep 2017

Twitter
Pnkj 🇮🇳‏
@Arey_sharmaji
Replying to @beyhaddhh @rehan00344
Knot knot
Who’s there ??
Earphones 😟😟
3:59 AM - 5 Nov 2017

Twitter
jolly dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
Knot knot
Who is there?
Earphones
7:15 PM - 29 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Friday, December 29, 2017 • Permalink