“Last month, I cut my energy bill in half. Didn’t work, though. I still had to pay the full amount”

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Entry from February 03, 2021

“Last month, I cut my energy bill in half. Didn’t work, though. I still had to pay the full amount”

Many people try to cut what they have to pay in half, but cutting bills in half doesn’t work.

“Last month I cut my energy bill in half.Didn’t work though.I still had to pay the full amount. http://bit.ly/18JP8PF via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on February 3, 2015. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website.

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@coolandthegangs
@OVOEnergy joke of the day! Last month I cut my energy bill in half.
Didn’t work though.I still had to pay the full amount.
4:55 AM · Feb 3, 2015·Twitter Web App

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Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
Last month I cut my energy bill in half.Didn’t work though.I still had to pay the full amount. http://bit.ly/18JP8PF via @sickipedia
6:38 AM · Feb 3, 2015·twitterfeed

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Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
Last month I cut my energy bill in half.Didn’t work though.I still had to pay the full amount. http://bit.ly/16j9cXm
7:34 PM · Feb 3, 2015·twitterfeed

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Duck
@dregvader
Last month I cut my energy bill in half.
Didn’t work though. I still had to pay the full amount.
6:35 PM · Feb 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Last month I cut my energy bill in half.
Didn’t work though.I still had to pay the full amount.
7:49 PM · Feb 3, 2021·Twitter Web App

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