“Life is like (a) toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking crap/shit from some asshole” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Life is like toilet paper, either your on a roll or your taking sh*t from some asshole!” was posted on Twitter by Jennifer Carter on June 14, 2011. “Life is like toilet paper…. either you’re on a roll or you’re taking shit from some asshole!”  was posted on Twitter by BD on July 6, 2011.
 
“Life is like toilet paper, one minute you’re on a roll, and the next thing you know you’re taking crap from some asshole!” was posted on Twitter by Joe Harris on September 15, 2011. “Life is like toilet paper….. .. either you on a roll….. or you taking crap from some asshole!” was posted on Twitter by BURSSBRAIN!!! on November 1, 2011.
 
The saying probably originated from an image.
 
     
Twitter     
Jennifer Carter
@idahomom36
Life is like toilet paper, either your on a roll or your taking sh*t from some asshole!
9:32 PM · Jun 14, 2011·Status Shuffle
       
Twitter
Mommy Tweet | Norah
@mininorachan
Life is like toilet paper, either your on a roll or your taking sh*t from some asshole!
9:15 PM · Jul 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
BD
@BDsVouch
Life is like toilet paper…. either you’re on a roll or you’re taking shit from some asshole!
10:32 PM · Jul 6, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
Twitter
Ayesha
@Ayesha_tweet
Life is like toilet paper…. either you’re on a roll or you’re taking shit from some asshole!
10:49 PM · Jul 6, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Twitter
Mukul Kakkar
@MukulKakkar
Life is like a toilet paper either u r on a roll or u r taking out shit from some assholes!!!!!!
12:34 PM · Aug 11, 2011·Snaptu
     
Twitter
Joe Harris
@FJHarris75
Life is like toilet paper, one minute you’re on a roll, and the next thing you know you’re taking crap from some asshole!
2:45 PM · Sep 15, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter 
BURSSBRAIN!!!
@BURSSBRAIN
Life is like toilet paper….. .. either you on a roll….. or you taking crap from some asshole!
11:04 AM · Nov 1, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
Twitter
IG: pretty_kat
@igotdat_KAT
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or you’re taking crap from some asshole!
10:38 PM · Nov 23, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Turk1sh D3light
@youngturk_1989
Life is like a toilet paper.. Ur either on a roll…. Or taking shit from some ass hole
5:08 PM · Nov 24, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Google Groups: alt.talk.creationism
Re: Is Ken Kellogg of 811 Billings St,San Leandro, CA 94577 a mental defective? 
Bruce Dollep
1/4/13
(...)
Life is like toilet paper, Kenny, either you’re on a roll or you’re taking shit from some asshole like me!
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/tayk_5 January 27, 2017
Life is like toilet paper…
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
 
AceShowBiz
The ‘Believe’ Songstress Picked Up The Award After Her Show-Stopping Performance, While The 30-Year-Old Rapper Brought Home 13 Awards, Including Top Artist Award And Top Rap Album Award.
May 22, 2017
(...)
During his speech when accepting Top Artist Award, he (Drake—ed.) said, “Life is like a toilet paper. Either you’re on a roll, or taking s***t from a**holes.”
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/purposelessperson October 3, 2017
Life is like toilet paper,
you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
 
Google Books
Title Life Is Like Toilet Paper, You’re Either On A Roll Or Taking Cr*p From Some As*hole: Paperback Notebook with 120 Lined Pages 6 X 9.
Author Inspirational Media Publishing
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2019
ISBN 1072356554, 9781072356554
Length 122 pages
 
Google Books
Extremely Inappropriate Dad Jokes:
More Than 300 Hazardous Jokes, Side-Splitting Puns, & Hilarious One-Liners to Make You the Master of Questionable Comedy
By Joe Kerz
New York, NY: Racehorse Publishing
2019
Pg. ?:
Life is like toilet paper: you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ambitiouslearner123 March 15, 2020
Life is like a toilet paper
One minute you’re on a roll
And the next minute, you’re taking shit from some asshole