There is a Long Island, New York. There is no Short Island, New York.

“If they have Long Island why dont they have Short Island” was posted on Twitter by ~BadBlood~ on October 18, 2013. “long island implies the existence of short island” was posted on Twitter by hannah🌻🦀🏳️‍🌈 on January 13, 2020. “Long Island implies the existence of Short Island” was posted on Twitter by Hungover on July 31, 2021. “Long Island implies the existence of Short Island” was posted on Twitter by Joe on February 11, 2023.


Wikipedia: Long Island
Long Island is a densely populated island in the southeastern region of the U.S. state of New York, part of the New York metropolitan area. With over 8 million people, Long Island is the most populous island in the United States and the 18th-most populous in the world. The island begins at New York Harbor approximately 0.35 miles (0.56 km) east of Manhattan Island and extends eastward about 118 miles (190 km) into the Atlantic Ocean, with a maximum north-to-south width of 23 miles (37 km) between Long Island Sound and the Atlantic coast.

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Caila, Mountain Biking Witch from the Future
@CailaB
“fuck your long island. What about short island?’
8:13 PM · Nov 2, 2008

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Rebecca Mueller
@rebecca_lauren
long island. better than a short island.
10:35 PM · May 22, 2009

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@_Stay_Shuh_
long island? why not short island
8:47 PM · Oct 8, 2013

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~BadBlood~
@Lol_X_Joshua
If they have Long Island why dont they have Short Island
7:39 PM · Oct 18, 2013

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blah.
@Pink_NinjahLove
We also have Long Island so why not make a Short Island
9:43 PM · Nov 15, 2013

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The Epic Danny
@epicdanny01
Replying to @AndrewAlderaan
@Doyzorz why Long Island and not Short Island?
3:08 PM · Jan 12, 2014

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Arthurious
@arthurious
So if there’s Long Island then Manhattan is Short Island?
3:45 AM · Apr 22, 2015

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Manny🇩🇴
@Manny_Bodega
“if there’s a Long Island in New York, why isn’t there a Short Island?”
6:27 PM · Sep 15, 2016

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hannah🌻🦀🏳️‍🌈
@ToastMcGoats33
long island implies the existence of short island
10:45 PM · Jan 13, 2020

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@femboy762
the existence of long island implies the existence of short island
6:09 AM · Dec 6, 2020

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Worm
@_gavvo_
Long Island implies the existence of Short Island
12:51 PM · Feb 12, 2021

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@TerraKnight27
long island implies the existence of short island
4:38 PM · Mar 11, 2021

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Sternritter S
@UzuNeymar
Long Island implies the existence of Short Island
4:03 PM · Jun 5, 2021

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Hungover
@hungoverband
Long Island implies the existence of Short Island.
9:00 AM · Jul 31, 2021

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crap rangoon
@pprofessorpato
Manhattan - Short island
Long Island - Long island
symmetry
9:40 AM · Sep 17, 2021

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anthracite🖇
@juchegirl
long island implies the existence of short island
1:20 AM · Jan 11, 2022

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Lucas
@WelfareStateFan
The existence of Long Island implies the existence of Short Island
3:00 PM · Jan 14, 2022

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Ben Davis
@BenTheBaneDavis
Long Island implies the existence of short island
5:46 PM · May 26, 2022

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jonathan xyl
@jon_xyl
The existence of Long Island implies the existence of Short Island (Manhattan)
12:25 AM · Jan 21, 2023

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Joe
@JoePostingg
Long Island implies the existence of Short Island
12:30 PM · Feb 11, 2023