A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 21, 2018
“Looking back, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online. Heinz site is a wonderful thing”

The American food processing company Heinz has a website, and there have been puns on “Heinz site” (hindsight). “You can order ketchup online! That’s the benefit of Heinz site” was posted on Twitter on September 7, 2012. “Tomato ketchup and baked beans are now available to buy online. That’s the benefit of Heinz site” was posted on Twitter on September 10, 2012.

“Britain’s largest Baked Bean producer have unveiled their new website.Heinz-site is a wonderful thing” was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on February 14, 2013. “Retrospectively, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online.  Heinz site’s a wonderful thing.  #sickipedia” was posted on Twitter on March 29, 2014. “Looking back, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online. Heinz site’s a wonderful thing” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 31, 2014.

“I could see every ketchup bottle in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20” is a similar Heinz pun.


Wikipedia: Heinz
The H. J. Heinz Company, or Heinz, is an American food processing company with world headquarters in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. It was founded by Henry John Heinz in 1869. The H. J. Heinz Company manufactures thousands of food products in plants on six continents, and markets these products in more than 200 countries and territories. The company claims to have 150 number-one or number-two brands worldwide. Heinz ranked first in ketchup in the US with a market share in excess of 50%; Ore-Ida label held 46% of the frozen potato sector in 2003.

Since 1896, the company has used its “57 Varieties” slogan; it was inspired by a sign advertising 21 styles of shoes, and Henry Heinz chose the number 57 even though the company manufactured more than 60 products at the time.

Twitter
PaulKerensa
@paulkerensa
You can order ketchup online! That’s the benefit of Heinz site.
10:38 AM - 7 Sep 2012

Twitter
Lee
@OldJohnnyYen
Tomato ketchup and baked beans are now available to buy online. That’s the benefit of Heinz site.
11:23 AM - 10 Sep 2012

Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
Britain’s largest Baked Bean producer have unveiled their new website.Heinz-site is a wonderful thing. http://bit.ly/Wr7o5v
1:26 PM - 14 Feb 2013

Twitter
DermotQ
@DermotQuinlan
I wish I had bought my baked beans online. Heinz site is a wonderful thing!.
6:53 PM - 28 Mar 2014 from Cork, Ireland

Twitter
Johnny
@ProgWinds
From now on I am going to buy my baked beans online. Heinz site is a wonderful thing.
8:52 PM - 28 Mar 2014

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Barry Barmcake
@BarryBarmcake
Retrospectively, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online. Heinz site’s a wonderful thing.
5:05 AM - 29 Mar 2014

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Retrospectively, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online.  Heinz site’s a wonderful thing.  #sickipedia
4:33 PM - 29 Mar 2014

Reddit—Jokes
looking back, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online…
submitted March 31, 2014 by tomh1982
Heinz site’s a wonderful thing

Twitter
Andy Cope
@beingbrilliant
Looking back, I wish I’d bought my baked beans online.
Heinz site’s a wonderful thing.
@HJHeinzCompany @HeinzKetchup_US
7:02 PM - 1 Feb 2016

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
Looking back, I wish i’d bought my baked beans online…
Heinz site is a wonderful thing… #badjokethursday
9:37 AM - 22 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, March 21, 2018 • Permalink