A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from May 10, 2021
“Man charged with stealing hay denied bale”

"Bail” shouldn’t be confused with “bale,” but there are jokes.

“I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale” was posted on Twitter by lucifer Morningstar on July 13, 2009. “Man charged with stealing hay denied bale” was posted on Twitter by John Sheahan on August 17, 2010. “Man caught stealing hay has been refused bale” was posted on Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on May 11, 2021. 

“Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay? He made bale” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 25, 2018. “Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for stealing hay? He made bale” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 4, 2019.


Twitter
lucifer Morningstar
@Ekipstonmai
I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer.
I’ve been refused bale.
6:49 PM · Jul 13, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Steve Varty
@4EverSteve
I got arrested today for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale.
5:59 AM · Jun 25, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
John Sheahan
@EggDesign_ie
Replying to @NewstalkFM
@Newstalkfm Man charged with stealing hay denied bale.
9:44 AM · Aug 17, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Mark
@Markaroni_
I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer................
I’ve been refused bale.
4:54 PM · Jul 31, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Ricky ‘Aggro’
@rvc86
I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer.
I’ve been refused bale.
3:03 PM · Nov 7, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Desmond Dex
@Dext37
Read a funny headline this morning in the newspaper: ‘Man caught stealing hay has been released on bale!’ #newmaterial #anticomedy
8:56 AM · May 27, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
illustratedshorts
@illustr8dshorts
The man arrested for stealing hay just made bale.
3:30 PM · Jul 1, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sonia Rossi
@srossi72
I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer.  I’ve been refused bale.
7:06 PM · Aug 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sul
@MarkOSullivan_
I got arrested the other day for stealing hay. It’s okay though, this morning I got bale. #lol
12:48 PM · Aug 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
The Auto-Matt
@theautomatt
#banjohnsonson #gold Rt “
@JohnJohnsonson: Did you hear about the guy charged with stealing hay? HE WAS DENIED BALE LOLOLOL #MondayMadness”
10:44 PM · Jan 4, 2015·Twitter for Android Tablets

Twitter
Corey Brookes
@Haikon
I knew a guy who was arrested for stealing hay… He couldn’t make bale. -Tearable Puns (http://apple.co/2aDpr9u)
11:35 PM · Nov 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/flyersfan3452 August 25, 2018
Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay?
He made bale.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay?
He made bale.
11:38 AM · Aug 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/wonder-er September 4, 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for stealing hay?
He made bale.

Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Man caught stealing hay has been refused bale
10:40 AM · May 11, 2021·Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military/ Religion • Monday, May 10, 2021 • Permalink