Is mayonnaise like lotion? “Mayo is bread lotion” was posted on Twitter by Greg Schindler on July 6, 2012. “Mayonnaise is just bread lotion” was posted on Twitter by This Is Just That on February 26, 2014. “Mayo is bread lotion” was posted on Twitter by Funny Or Die on June 24, 2014.
Twitter
Shindig Sultan
@BlackDeanMartin
Subway needs bread lotion
12:18 AM - 30 Mar 2010
Twitter
Greg Schindler
@Schindizzle
Mayo is bread lotion.
7:51 PM - 6 Jul 2012
Twitter
The Mean Teacher
@ManassholeKrick
“@Schindizzle: Mayo is bread lotion.”
Turkey Lube
7:52 PM - 6 Jul 2012
Twitter
This Is Just That
@ThisIsJustThat
Mayonnaise is just bread lotion
3:59 PM - 26 Feb 2014
Twitter
Funny Or Die
@funnyordie
Mayo is bread lotion.
4:00 PM - 24 Jun 2014
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
mayonnaise is bread lotion
submitted November 8, 2014 by pontoonass
that is all.
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Mayo is Technically Bread Lotion.
submitted March 23, 2015 by teenslaveclub
COMMENTS
Chinmoku85
I always thought of it as like a sandwich lube.
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Mayonnaise is bread lotion.
submitted July 16, 2018 by AMiniMinotaur
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