“Me: I’m sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?” has been printed on many images.
This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless
my brains: buy stuff
me: no listen i need a purpose
brain: a purchase?
This was posted on Twitter by [Butterfly] on August 16, 2018:
me: i’m sad i need a purpose
my brain: did you say a purchase
Twitter
dirt prince
@pant_leg
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless
my brains: buy stuff
me: no listen i need a purpose
brain: a purchase?
7:10 PM · Aug 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
phiCloud
@sophia_maru
me : i’m bored
my brain : buy stuff
me: no, listen i need a purpose
my brain: a purchase?
6:02 PM · Aug 11, 2018 from Shaker Heights, OH·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
[Butterfly]
@yusufjoestar
me: i’m sad i need a purpose
my brain: did you say a purchase
7:26 AM · Aug 16, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Too Sassy
@IssaSassyBitch
me: i’m sad i need a purpose
my brain: did you say a purchase
1:10 AM · Sep 26, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
follow @romancewrld.
@karlaswrld
me: i’m sad i need a purpose
my brain: did you say a purchase
7:20 PM · Sep 26, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Theories of the Deep Understanding of Things
December 3, 2020 at 1:00 PM ·
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless
my brain: buy stuff
me: no listen i need a purpose
brain: a purchase?
(@pant_leg)
Twitter
El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
Make your brain happy… Shop everything El Arroyo at the link in our bio Brain
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
ME: I’M SAD I
NEED A PURPOSE
MY BRAIN: DID YOU
SAY A PURCHASE?
12:28 PM · Jan 22, 2021·IFTTT
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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