“Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The line has been cited in print since at least 1999 and is of unknown origin.
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9/14/99
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Four Corners Free Press
April 2005
The two emotions of men
By Suzanne Strazza
Finally. I have the answer. I now am armed with the key to life’s biggest question.
“What question is that?” you ask.
Well, I’ll give you the answer and I’ll bet that you can figure the rest out from there.
Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If he doesn’t have an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
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Murder of a Botoxed Blonde:
A Scumble River Mystery
By Denise Swanson
New York, NY: New American Library
2007
Pg. ?:
“Men only have two emotions—hungry and horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.”
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3/6/2008 8:52:30 PM Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
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RT @fionaspencer: @VizTopTips WOMEN. Men have only two emotions hungry and horny. If you see him without a erection make him a sandwich
1:29 PM - 23 Nov 2009
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Funniest Thing You Never Said 2
By Rosemarie Jarski
New York, NY: Edbury Press
2010
Pg. 133:
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If I don’t have an erection, make me a sandwich.
Anon
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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