“Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on September 13, 2019.
     
           
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Death Wish Coffee Company
September 13, 2019 at 7:45 AM ·
A look at today’s weather
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Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted
with 100% chance
of needing coffee.
Scattered sarcastic
comments throughout
the afternoon.
 
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Michelle Ponce Mazuros🇺🇲
@MichelleMazuros
“Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon.” Courtesy of
@deathwishcoffee
#deathwishcoffee #deathbeforedecaf #coffee #cafecito… https://instagram.com/p/B2luf3LJijg/?igshid=8puwl48mvul0
6:29 AM · Sep 19, 2019 from St Petersburg, FL·Instagram
   
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Sheabutterbaby
@DineoTsaBadimo
Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments through the afternoon.
2:49 AM · Sep 25, 2019·Twitter for Android
     
Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
October 4, 2019 at 9:20 AM ·
TGIF
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Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted
with 100% chance
of needing coffee.
Scattered sarcastic
comments throughout
the afternoon.
 
Twitter
Laura Madsen
@TheLauraMadsen
Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing #coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon.
10:48 AM · Oct 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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RB Anthony
@RB_Anthony
Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon.
11:49 AM · Oct 25, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Linda Hewitt
@OrchidDiva69
Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon and evening.
7:02 PM · Nov 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Kimberly..In Philly
@AGirlInPhilly
Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee.
Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon…
6:06 AM · Jan 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Lefty
@12brovember
Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% needing coffee. Sarcastic comments scattered throughout the afternoon.
7:20 AM · Nov 29, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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MY CRAZY WORLD
November 30, 2021 at 6:04 AM ·
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Morning forecast:
Slightly exhausted
with 100% chance
of needing coffee.
Scattered sarcastic
comments throughout
the afternoon.