A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from August 15, 2019
“Music puns are my forte”

"Music puns are my forte” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “f” or “forte” means “loud.”

“Music puns are my Forte” was printed in the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on February 20, 1996.

“Musical puns are NOT my forte...” was posted on Twitter by robbie on November 21, 2011. “Musical puns are my forte” was posted on Twitter by Torie Moran on August 24, 2012.

“Loud music puns are my forte” was posted on Twitter by niall morris on January 7, 2013. “Loud puns are my forte” was posted on Twitter by Josh Mellard on April 8, 2014.


Wikipedia: Dynamics (music)
In music, the dynamics of a piece is the variation in loudness between notes or phrases. Dynamics are indicated by specific musical notation, often in some detail.
(...)
The two basic dynamic indications in music are:

. p or piano, meaning “soft”.
. f or forte, meaning “loud”.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Musicians puns(first post)
Don Pountain
2/20/96
Really, you shouldn’t blow your own horn. It strikes a sour note
Mary -a.k.a. Nonymouse wrote:
>>Is this bad etiquette or what (replying to my own post)?!
>
>There is a coda etiquette for these things, but most people
>just
>string along, not wanting to cause treble.
>- Mary
>****************************
>Music puns are my Forte.

Twitter
robbie
@robbusblobbus
Musical puns are NOT my forte…
8:54 AM · Nov 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Aaron Bautista
@mostbuttery
Music puns are my forte.
9:53 PM · Dec 27, 2011·TweetCaster for Android

Twitter
Alina
@Alina_AE
Even though they get me in treble, I think music puns are my forte.
2:11 AM · Aug 22, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Torie Moran
@Torie_Mo
Musical puns are my forte. 😏👌🎶
2:15 PM · Aug 24, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kopesetik Soul
@KopesetikSoul
Musical Puns are my Forte. http://fb.me/1ZHkiYRNT
1:09 AM · Nov 18, 2012·Facebook

Twitter
niall morris
@kingdomlevel
Loud music puns are my forte
7:38 AM · Jan 7, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
mäd
@madkendall
I love all puns, but music puns are my forte.
1:18 PM · Feb 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
jennifer
@_chantheman
musical puns are my forte
7:09 PM · May 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Josh Mellard
@JoshuaMellard
Loud puns are my forte.
12:42 PM · Apr 8, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
0ddigan
@0ddigan
Loud music puns are my forte!
12:05 PM · Sep 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Google Books
Title Musical Puns Are My f
Author James Anderson
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1090815115, 9781090815118
Length 102 pages
Subjects Literary Collections › Diaries & Journals

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/ClassyPigeon234 August 15, 2019
Music puns aren’t really my forte.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film/Circus • Thursday, August 15, 2019 • Permalink