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Entry from October 07, 2018
“My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant” (joke)

"My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant,” an old joke goes. “His exact words were, ‘When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.’”

The joke was included in the book Hard Feelings: Fiction and Poetry from Spare Rib (1979) by Alison Fell, and a version was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.gdead on October 21, 1994.


Google Books
Hard Feelings:
Fiction and Poetry from Spare Rib

By Alison Fell
London, UK: Women’s Press
1979
Pg. 198:
he said no other could be wiser and offered me the job of sexual adviser but when he discovered i really knew better he said . . . when i want your fucking advice i’ll ask for it;
Eileen Fairweather Sacrifice {extract from a novel in progress)

Google Groups: rec.music.gdead
LYRICS TO “YOU ENJOY MYSELF”
Chuck Narad
10/21/94
(...)
Reminds me of the Co-pilot that described his job as “Navigator, relief pilot, and sexual advisor to the Pilot.”

“Really, Sexual Advisor?”

“Yup, first day on the job, the captain turned to me and said ‘Son, when I want your fucking advice I’ll ask for it’.”

Twitter
Zien Kid
‏@ziendzxw4
RealPengy Job? You can be my sex adviser : When I want your fucking advice,I’ll ask for it.LyatZ
10:27 AM - 26 Feb 2012

Twitter
Madison Grant. #WR
@HeteroWhiteMan
You can be my sex adviser, when I want your fucking advice I’ll ask for it.
5:33 AM - 7 Jun 2013

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
My boss appointed me to be his sexual adviser. His exact words were ‘When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it’.
8:40 AM - 27 Jun 2017

Reddit—Jokes
My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant.
submitted October 7, 2018 by porichoygupto
His exact words were, “When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.”
COMMENTS
tanboots
He must think you’re a fucking expert!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Sunday, October 07, 2018 • Permalink