A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 06, 2021
“My dad’s been suffering from seizures. So far, they’ve taken his car, his house and his boat”

"Recently my Dad’s been suffering from seizures. So far they’ve taken his car, his house and his boat” was posted on Twitter by Gary Delaney on February 8, 2017. The joke is that “suffering from seizures” usually means someone’s heart seizures.

“My uncle has been suffering from seizures.. so far they’ve taken his car, his house and his boat!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 29, 2021. “My dad’s been suffering from seizures… So far, they have taken his car, his house and his boat” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 6, 2021.


Wikipedia: Gary Delaney
Gary Justin Delaney (born 16 April 1973) is an English writer and stand-up comedian.

Twitter
Gary Delaney
@GaryDelaney
Recently my Dad’s been suffering from seizures. So far they’ve taken his car, his house and his boat.
9:15 AM · Feb 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
I am Duncan Smith
@IDS_not
Recently, my brother’s been suffering from seizures. So far, they’ve seized his car, his house and his boat!!..
5:16 AM · Mar 13, 2017·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
𝕸𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖓𝖊𝖉
@MaidenWatford
My brother keeps suffering from seizures.
So far, they’ve seized his car, his house and his boat
2:59 PM · Jun 7, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Google Books
Pundamentalist:
1,000 jokes you probably haven’’t heard before

By Gary Delaney
London, UK: Headline Publishing Group
2020
Pg. ?:
My dad’s been suffering from seizures. So far they’ve take his car, his house and his boat.

Twitter
Joseph.
@Jjos_ephh
My dads been suffering from seizures lately.
So far they taken his car, his house and his boat.
6:51 AM · Aug 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Phil Pellow
@Phil_Pellow
From the archive: Joke #151
My mate’s been suffering from seizures. So far, they’ve taken his TV, his car, his house and his boat.
#isolationjoke
6:04 AM · Jan 3, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] January 29, 2021
My uncle has been suffering from seizures
.. so far they’ve taken his car, his house and his boat!

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD February 6, 2021
My dad’s been suffering from seizures…
So far, they have taken his car, his house and his boat.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Saturday, February 06, 2021 • Permalink