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Entry from April 01, 2019
“My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said ‘less McDonald’s‘“

"My doctor said I should eat more Taco Bell. He actually said ‘Less McDonald’s’, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant” was posted on Twitter by Hakim Givens on July 10, 2013.  McDonald’s and Taco Bell are fast food restaurants. The joke has been printed on many images.

“My doctor told me to eat more taco bell. Well he actually said ‘less McDonald’s’ but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant”—with the word “well” added—was posted on Twitter by makayla jones on November 10, 2013. “My doctor said I should eat more Indian takeaways. Well he actually said ‘Less McDonald’s’, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant” was posted on Twitter by Stevie C on July 12, 2013. “My doctor said I should eat more KFC. He actually said ‘Less McDonald’s’, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant” was posted on Twitter by FAT MAN to FIT MAN later on July 12, 2013. “Wow, my doctor just told me to eat more Burger King!, well actually he said ‘less McDonalds’ but I’m pretty sure I knew what he meant” was posted on Twitter by Dustin Hale on April 21, 2014.


Twitter
Hakim Givens
@illTortuga
My doctor said I should eat more Taco Bell. He actually said “Less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
2:12 PM - 10 Jul 2013

Twitter
Kelly Schmidtа
@_kelly_sc
My doctor said I should eat more Taco Bell. He actually said “Less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
2:06 AM - 11 Jul 2013

Twitter
Ella
@samdahya666
my doctor said I “should eat more Taco Bell” well, really he said “eat less McDonalds” but I’m pretty sure I know what that means
4:44 PM - 11 Jul 2013

Twitter
Stevie C
@StevieC_LFC
My doctor said I should eat more Indian takeaways. Well he actually said “Less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
12:45 PM - 12 Jul 2013

Twitter
FAT MAN to FIT MAN
@FATMANtoFITMAN
My doctor said I should eat more KFC. He actually said “Less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
1:17 PM - 12 Jul 2013

Twitter
makayla jones
@makaylajones765
My doctor told me to eat more taco bell. Well he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
7:45 PM - 10 Nov 2013

Twitter
Bill Smith
@BildoSwaggins
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
7:49 PM - 10 Nov 2013

Twitter
FillWerrel
@FillWerrel
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
6:41 PM - 11 Nov 2013

Google Books
365 Things That Make You Go Hmmm:
Wisdom & Wit

By William Murrell
Grapevine, TX: Waldorf Publishing
2014
Pg. ?:
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant

Twitter
☀ ♑️CALI ✈️
@CaliSwag_D
My doctor told me to eat more Burger King…
Well not exactly , he said to eat less Mcdonalds.
11:45 PM - 15 Mar 2014

Twitter
Dustin Hale
@Stuntman_X70
Wow, my doctor just told me to eat more Burger King!, well actually he said “less McDonalds” but I’m pretty sure I knew what he meant.
12:34 PM - 21 Apr 2014

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/mp622 September 15, 2017
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Facebook
Shenanigans Irsh Pub - Dahlonega
July 18, 2018 ·
My doctor told me to eat more bacon cheeseburgers. Well, what he technically said was to eat “less pizza”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/kickypie March 31, 2019
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Monday, April 01, 2019 • Permalink