A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 28, 2020
“My favorite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle. Strange name, but she tortoise well”

"Tortoise” can sound like “taught us.” “As strange as it was that my teacher wore a shell on her back, she tortoise well. #fit” was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Hopper on January 8, 2012.

“We used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle at school. Strange looking woman, but she tortoise well. http://sickipedia.org/joke/1582795” was posted on Twitter by Glasgow Merc on August 2, 2014. “We used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle at school.Strange looking woman, but she tortoise well. http://bit.ly/Xs9yqw via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up later on August 2, 2014. This joke is from the Sickipedia website.

“My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle. Strange name but she tortoise well #1Pun” was posted on Twitter by James Baker on July 15, 2019. “My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle. Strange name but she tortoise well” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 14, 2019.


Twitter
Jonathan Hopper
@DooHopper
As strange as it was that my teacher wore a shell on her back, she tortoise well. #fit
6:02 AM · Jan 8, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Neil Neil Orange Peel
@kearns_neil
Our English teacher Miss Spelt always wore a turtle neck jumper and a shell suit. She tortoise well. #1pun
8:03 AM · Apr 2, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Glasgow Merc
@GlasgowMerc
We used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle at school. Strange looking woman, but she tortoise well. http://sickipedia.org/joke/1582795
6:19 AM · Aug 2, 2014·Sickipedia on iOS

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
We used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle at school.Strange looking woman, but she tortoise well. http://bit.ly/Xs9yqw via @sickipedia
6:55 AM · Aug 2, 2014·twitterfeed

Twitter
Peter Beetlestone
@PVBeetlestone
I remember at school we had a teacher called Mr Turtle. He was a strange looking man, but he Tortoise well.
3:59 PM · Jul 29, 2016·Twitter for Android

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Jay Dwight
@JayD1313
Replying to @JeffAbbott and @HarlanCoben
My teacher Mrs Turtle gave me an introduction to animal related puns. She tortoise well.
9:37 PM · Jan 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Replying to @rickygervais
When I was at school we had a teacher named Ms. Turtle.
She tortoise well.
11:38 AM · Jun 7, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
James Baker
@JB_MusicComic
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle.
Strange name but she tortoise well
#1Pun
2:49 AM · Jul 15, 2019·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/StarvedAsian August 14, 2019
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle
Strange name but she tortoise well..

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle.
Strange name but she tortoise well.
4:20 PM · Aug 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Dad Jokes
August 19, 2019 at 8:23 PM ·
My favorite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle.
Strange name but she tortoise well.

Google Books
The Ultimate Joke Challenge:
Battle the Whole Family During Game Night with These SILLY JOKES!

By Jimmy Niro
Naperville, IL: Sourcebooks Wonderland
2020
Pg. ?:
We used to call our teacher Mr. Turtle. He tortoise well.

Twitter
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#1PUN
Ms Turtle was a great teacher at college she tortoise well.
7:03 AM · Nov 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ian Pippin
@Ianpippin
My favourite teacher at school was Miss Turtle.
Strange name but she tortoise well....
7:38 AM · Nov 28, 2020·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Saturday, November 28, 2020 • Permalink