A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 20, 2020
“My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again”

"My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again until I die” is a jocular saying about anyone—usually a mom—who works in the kitchen. Mommytruth posted the saying on Facebook on December 10, 2019.


Facebook
Mommytruth
· December 10, 2019 ·
I’m team clean it up before you cook. Or do you just add to it then spend the rest of your life cleaning? Not sure what’s worse 😂
MY FAVORITE THING IS TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN SO I CAN COOK DINNER SO I CAN CLEAN THE KITCHEN AGAIN UNTIL I DIE.

Twitter
Danyana
@danybrooker
Replying to @caitlinkibler
“My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again until I die” I found that on FB but yes seriously the kitchen must be clean before anything is made
9:46 PM · Jan 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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@mamapeggs18
My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again until the day I die.
7:47 PM · Jan 5, 2020·Twitter for Android

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MY FAVORITE THING IS TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN SO I CAN COOK DINNER SO I CAN CLEAN THE KITCHEN AGAIN UNTIL I DIE.
mommytruth
11:18 PM · Jan 19, 2020·Twitter for iPad

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, January 20, 2020 • Permalink