A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts” (9/25)
“I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts” (9/24)
“I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, lifting weights and inappropriate thoughts” (9/24)
“I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts” (9/24)
“Whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee” (9/24)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from February 02, 2020
“My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down”

An elevator joke that has been printed on many images is:

“My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down.”

“The first time I used an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down” was posted on Twitter by Flying Purple People Eater on January 3, 2017. The joke probably originated on an image.


Twitter
Flying Purple People Eater
@fppe
The first time I used an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
1:34 AM · Jan 3, 2017·Facebook

Twitter
ÑävèéÑ
@_MIND_ITch_
The first time I used an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time really let me down.
#SundayMorning #Sunday
2:18 AM · Jul 16, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
N o a h J a m e s
@noah_larsony
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time, it really let me down.
5:47 PM · Jul 19, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
TheCristian Maiullo
@ShiftPlus3
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience! The second time let me down.
5:45 PM · Aug 2, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dean Curtis
@DeanCurtis_
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
#comedy #HAHAHAHA #Funny #Sarcasm #Joke #MustRead
8:03 PM · Aug 28, 2017·WittyHumourBot

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/mellon_coliee May 18, 2018
my first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience…
...the second time it let me down

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/KarmelMalone February 12, 2019
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.

Facebook
Dad Jokes Anonymous
July 21, 2019 ·
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience
The second time let me down.
2:42 PM · Jan 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/HellsJuggernaut February 2, 2020
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down
COMMENTS
FizaFlora
Elevator puns are bad on so many levels.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBuildings/Housing/Parks • Sunday, February 02, 2020 • Permalink