A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 12, 2018
“My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore. So I sent him a card, “Get well soon‘“

A “get-well card” is usually a card to encourage someone to “get well” after an illness. It’s not a card encouraging someone to get a water well, but there are jokes.

“I went three months without paying my water bill. I got a card from the water company that said, ‘Get Well soon’” was posted on Twitter on January 28, 2014, “My friend forgot to pay her water bill so I sent her a get well soon card.  #joke #pun” was posted on Twitter on March 25, 2015.


Wikipedia: Get-well card
A get-well card is a greeting card which is sent to someone when they are ill. Their use in the case of chronic and terminal illness is problematic because the patient may not be expected to recover but they may still offer comfort to the invalid.

Twitter
RandyThomas71
@RandyThomas71
I went three months without paying my water bill. I got a card from the water company that said, “Get Well soon.”
3:57 PM - 28 Jan 2014

Twitter
Drake Akens
@DrakeQRandom
My friend forgot to pay her water bill so I sent her a get well soon card.  #joke #pun
6:40 AM - 20 Mar 2015

Twitter
Lloyd Work
@lloydwork
I forgot to pay my water bill and I got a “Get Well Soon” card in the mail from the water company. Nicely played, water company.
8:57 AM - 16 Sep 2015

Twitter
Jacob Ottinger
@JaconOttinger
My friend hasn’t paid his water bill in over a month
So I sent him a “Get Well soon” card
10:32 PM - 16 May 2016

Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill.
I’ve sent him a Get Well Soon card.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
5:12 PM - 29 Dec 2016

Reddit—Jokes
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore…
submitted January 11, 2017 by madazzahatter
...so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

Twitter
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#mondaymirth My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill.
I’ve sent him a Get Well Soon card. #jokeoftheday
6:36 AM - 31 Jul 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Wet Joke
submitted March 8, 2018 by JacobOttinger
My Uncle Forgot to pay his water bill the other day.
I sent him a get well soon card

Reddit—Jokes
I heard that my friend cannot afford his water bill
submitted April 4, 2018 by danielctanase
So i sent him a “get well soon” card

Reddit—Jokes
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore…
submitted May 11, 2018 by MackTheGhoul
...so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Saturday, May 12, 2018 • Permalink