A “third degree burn” doesn’t involve three college degrees, but a joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 22, 2018:
“My friend said, ‘You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.’ It was a third degree burn.”
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Reddit—Dad Jokes
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 22, 2018 by porichoygupto
It was a third degree burn.
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” It was a third degree burn.
9:09 AM - 22 Apr 2018
Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” It was a third degree burn. https://ift.tt/2HGcASU
10:12 AM - 22 Apr 2018
Reddit—Jokes
My friend said, “You have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an complete idiot.”
submitted June 17, 2018 by porichoygupto
It was a third degree burn.
Reddit—Cleanjokes
My friend said to me, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot!” (self.cleanjokes)
submitted June 27, 2018 by madazzahatter
It was a third degree burn…
Reddit—Jokes
My friend shouted, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot!”
submitted October 21, 2018 by madazzahatter
It was a third degree burn…
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 7, 2019
My friend told me, “ You have a B.A., a Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
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