A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 21, 2018
“My friend shouted, “You have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an idiot!‘“ (joke)

A “third degree burn” doesn’t involve three college degrees, but a joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 22, 2018:

“My friend said, ‘You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.’ It was a third degree burn.”


MedlinePlus
Burns
(...)
There are three levels of burns:

. First-degree burns affect only the outer layer of the skin. They cause pain, redness, and swelling.
. Second-degree burns affect both the outer and underlying layer of skin. They cause pain, redness, swelling, and blistering. They are also called partial thickness burns.
. Third-degree burns affect the deep layers of skin. They are also called full thickness burns. They cause white or blackened, burned skin. The skin may be numb.

Reddit—Dad Jokes
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 22, 2018 by porichoygupto
It was a third degree burn.

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” It was a third degree burn.
9:09 AM - 22 Apr 2018

Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” It was a third degree burn. https://ift.tt/2HGcASU
10:12 AM - 22 Apr 2018

Reddit—Jokes
My friend said, “You have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an complete idiot.”
submitted June 17, 2018 by porichoygupto
It was a third degree burn.

Reddit—Cleanjokes
My friend said to me, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot!” (self.cleanjokes)
submitted June 27, 2018 by madazzahatter
It was a third degree burn…

Reddit --Jokes
My friend shouted, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot!”
submitted October 21, 2018 by madazzahatter
It was a third degree burn…

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 7, 2019
My friend told me, “ You have a B.A., a Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Sunday, October 21, 2018 • Permalink