A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 28, 2021
“My friends call me ‘The Computer.’ I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes”

"My friends call me ‘The Computer’. Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes” was posted on Twitter by Ben on May 20, 2015.

“Friends” is usually replaced with “boss.” “My boss calls me ‘The Computer’. Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes” was posted on Twitter by Exhausted Kenyan on June 16, 2015. “My boss calls me ‘the computer.’ Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 14, 2021.


Wikipedia: Sleep mode
Sleep mode (or suspend to RAM) is a low power mode for electronic devices such as computers, televisions, and remote controlled devices. These modes save significantly on electrical consumption compared to leaving a device fully on and, upon resume, allow the user to avoid having to reissue instructions or to wait for a machine to reboot. Many devices signify this power mode with a pulsed or red colored LED power light.

Twitter
Ben
@0point5twins
My friends call me ‘The Computer’.
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
6:06 AM · May 20, 2015·TweetDeck

Twitter
Swap’s
@swapnilsaraswat
My friends call me ‘The Computer’.
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
10:59 PM · May 30, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Exhausted Kenyan
@mwesh22
My boss calls me ‘The Computer’. Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
7:06 AM · Jun 16, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Write From The Heart
@WriteForWisdom
My boss calls me ‘The Computer’... it’s got nothing to do with intelligence, it’s because I always fall to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
11:20 AM · May 31, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
QwazyQuokka
@Girlie4
My boss calls me
‘The Computer’.
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
3:25 AM · Jan 14, 2020·TweetDeck

Twitter
radio debbie
@radiodebbie
Stolen from the very witty Gowan Clews!!  My wife / boss calls me
‘The Computer’.
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes!!
1:03 PM · Jan 15, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TrustedChimp495 January 14, 2021
My boss calls me “the computer”
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes

Twitter
Trace Mitchell
@whatthehayek
My boss calls me “The computer.”
It’s not a compliment, it’s because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
10:45 AM · Jan 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Doobiem87 May 20, 2021
My boss calls me the computer
Not because I’m smart, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for a few minutes

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Raziel_01 May 27, 2021
My boss calls me “The computer”
Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Friday, May 28, 2021 • Permalink