“My friends say I’m a pessimist. But I think it’s far worse than that….” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Col on April 27, 2019.
“My friend’s say I’m a pessimist….But, I think it’s far worse than that” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 10, 2020, and again on Reddit—Oneliners on July 21, 2020.
Twitter
Col
@countcol
My friends say I’m a pessimist.
But I think it’s far worse than that….
9:27 AM · Apr 27, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Col
@countcol
My friends say I’m a pessimist….
But, I think it’s far worse than that.
4:42 AM · Jul 6, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Al
@_AjmWilliams
Replying to @aliberryy
“My friends say I’m a pessimist
But I think it’s far worse than that.”
3:44 PM · Sep 6, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
mike taylor
@mrrolight
@guerillacricket My wife says I’m a pessimist, but I think it’s far worse than that.
Actually she’s more pessimistic than me. She’s a vagina half empty kinda gal.
6:32 AM · Jan 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 10, 2020
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist….But, I think it’s far worse than that.
Twitter
Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist….But, I think it’s far worse than that.
3:25 AM · Jul 10, 2020·IFTTT
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 21, 2020
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist, but I think it’s far worse than that.
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist, but I think it’s far worse than that.
8:37 PM · Jul 21, 2020·TweetCaster for Android
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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