A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 31, 2018
“My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. We now sell smoothies”

A business that goes into “liquidation” usually doesn’t literally become liquid, but there are jokes. “My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. We now sell smoothies” is a food joke that was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on July 28, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website.
   
       
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Michael Thompson
@emptyhead1
My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. We now sell smoothies.
3:49 AM - 28 Jul 2013
   
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Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.We now sell smoothies. http://bit.ly/1bxhmMV  via @sickipedia
6:12 AM - 28 Jul 2013
   
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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.
We now sell smoothies.
6:37 AM - 28 Jul 2013
     
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Anne Cognito
@a_cognito
My fruit and veg business has gone into liquidation, so I’m going to sell smoothies instead.
1:02 PM - 28 Jul 2013
 
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Kalpesh Gajria
@KalpeshSGajria
My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation…He now sells smoothies…#Business transition
9:25 AM - 28 Jul 2013
   
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Gary White
@prydwen3
My local greengrocer has gone into liquidation, now he just sells smoothies.
5:01 PM - 3 Aug 2013
         
Reddit—Jokes
My fruit and vegetable business recently went into liquidation
submitted June 3, 2017 by baneposting_for_you
We now sell smoothies
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My mates fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.
He now sell smoothies.
6:33 AM - 28 Jul 2018
 
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Johnny_Scotland
@johnny_scot1and
My mate’s fruit and veg business went into liquidation last month…He now sells smoothies.
6:16 PM - 28 Jul 2018
 
LaffGaff.com
By laffgaff July 31, 2018
Business Liquidation Joke
My friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.
He now sells smoothies.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, July 31, 2018 • Permalink


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