“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead” is a jocular weekend saying that has been printed on many images. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead!” was posted on Twitter by beth carabine on September 15, 2013. “Rottenecards - My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead” was posted on Twitter by Lamar Henderson on November 19, 2013.
 
The word “pokes” is often removed from the saying. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough every day so that no one thinks I’m dead” was posted on Twitter by Bigtimeyankeezfan on April 11, 2014. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead” was posted on Twitter by Jim O’Hara on July 26, 2014. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough that nobody thinks i am dead” was posted on Twitter by W on November 7, 2014. 
 
 
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beth carabine
@BethCarabine
My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead!
12:46 PM - 15 Sep 2013
   
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Beverly Armstead
@geminigrl620
Rottenecards - My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead.
9:05 AM - 15 Nov 2013
   
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Lamar Henderson
@lmrhndrsn
Rottenecards - My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead. http://www.rottenecards.com/card/313891/my-goal-this-weekend-is-to-mov …
12:54 PM - 19 Nov 2013
 
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Bigtimeyankeezfan
@bruinsAndyanks
My goal this weekend is to move just enough every day so that no one thinks I’m dead.
10:45 PM - 11 Apr 2014
 
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Jim O’Hara
@oharaj
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead.
7:29 AM - 26 Jul 2014
 
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W
@WWarped
My goal this weekend is to move just enough that nobody thinks i am dead.
12:37 PM - 7 Nov 2014
   
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HellaShade
@ElafeAlhaj
My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so no one thinks I’m dead.
5:29 PM - 23 Dec 2014
   
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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks I’m dead.
8:13 PM - 10 Jan 2015
   
20 July 2017, Western Advocate (Bathurst, NSW), pg. 21:
Until next time readers, here’s my weekend plan - “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead”
 
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I-ON
December 1, 2017 ·
My goal this weekend is to move…just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. #weekend #Saturday #funtime
 
Thought Catalog
231 Funny Sayings That Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day A Little Better
Jerome London
Updated September 12, 2018
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154. My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
 
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Jenny P Demurger
@pandoraskids
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. Anonymous quote
http://bit.ly/2swrSjP
8:42 PM - 23 Mar 2019