A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 30, 2018
“My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving”

When a car’s GPS says “turn around,” it means the car—not the driver. A joke was posted on Twitter on May 14, 2015:

“My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving. #sickipedia”

The joke probably originated on the Sickipedia website.


Twitter
Tim O’Neill
@dezignguy
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can’t see where I’m driving.
6:13 PM - 14 May 2015

Twitter
Nicky Grimstead 🧢
@NGrimstead
My Sat Nav just told me to turn around.
Now I can’t see where I’m driving. 😕
6:21 PM - 14 May 2015

Twitter
AwesomeGal!
@JessibeXD
My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving. #sickipedia
8:21 PM - 14 May 2015

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can’t see where I’m driving.
5:28 PM - 15 May 2015

Reddit—Jokes
My satellite navigation told me to turn around.
submitted July 17, 2016 by TommehBoi
Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

Reddit—Dad Jokes
My GPS just told me to turn around. (self.dadjokes)
submitted June 20, 2018 by TommehBoi
Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

Reddit—Dad Jokes
My GPS just told me to turn around. (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 1, 2018 by heckermenn
Now I can’t see where I’m driving!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Saturday, June 30, 2018 • Permalink