Does expired Greek yogurt acquire more culture and become Ancient Greek yogurt?
   
“And the yogurt’s so old it’s officially Ancient Greek yogurt!” was posted on Twitter by Duncan MacMaster: The Internet’s Sweetheart on March 21, 2012. “@TheLeboShow you just gave me a great business idea. Sell extremely expired yogurt and call it Ancient Greek yogurt” was posted on Twitter by Chris Allen on May 6, 2013. “My yogurt is expired. Does this make it Ancient Greek yogurt now?” was posted on Twitter by Briar on March 9, 2015.
     
“At your local supermarket. ‘Boss the greek yoghurt has expired’ ‘Relabel it to ancient greek yoghurt’” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on June 12, 2020.
   
 
Wikipedia: Strained yogurt
Strained yogurt, Greek yogurt, yogurt cheese, sack yoghurt, or kerned yogurt is yogurt that has been strained to remove most of its whey, resulting in a thicker consistency than unstrained yogurt, while preserving yogurt’s distinctive sour taste. Like many types of yogurt, strained yogurt is often made from milk that has been enriched by boiling off some of its water content, or by adding extra butterfat and powdered milk. In Europe and North America, it is often made from low-fat or fat-free milk. In Iceland, a similar product named skyr is made.
 
Strained yogurt is generally marketed in North America as “Greek yogurt” and in Britain as “Greek-style yoghurt”, though strained yogurt is also widely eaten in Levantine, Eastern Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Central Asian and South Asian cuisines, wherein it is often used in cooking (as it is high enough in fat content to avoid curdling at higher temperatures).
     
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@tomOdaighre
Just saw a pot of “authentic Greek yoghurt”. Read it as “ANCIENT Greek yoghurt”. Ha! Can you IMAGINE!?
1:20 PM · Aug 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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Duncan MacMaster: The Internet’s Sweetheart
@FuriousDShow
Replying to @jasonpinter
@jasonpinter And the yogurt’s so old it’s officially Ancient Greek yogurt! #bwahahahahah #zing
8:19 PM · Mar 21, 2012·Twitter for iPad
     
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RM
@dorsalstream
Replying to @idvssuperego
@idvssuperego Also, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates et al. are standing around in Limbo eating Ancient Greek yogurt.
#forgiveme
11:48 AM · Feb 1, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
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Corbin Helt
@CorbinHelt
It’s should be called Nancy’s Ancient Greek yogurt, because it tastes like its been aging that long.
11:40 PM · Mar 10, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Chris Allen
@callenND
@TheLeboShow you just gave me a great business idea. Sell extremely expired yogurt and call it Ancient Greek yogurt @DatDudeDG3
12:38 AM · May 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Zackary Berger
@DrZackaryBerger
As is well known, *ancient* Greek yogurt comprises diverse cultures.
12:42 PM · Aug 20, 2014·Hootsuite
 
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Briar
@YurBriarDesire
My yogurt is expired. Does this make it Ancient Greek yogurt now?
1:39 PM · Mar 9, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Victor Lee
@ThatVLee
So I ate an expired cup of Greek yogurt today. I guess it should have been called Ancient Greek yogurt. (pause for laugher)
7:11 PM · Dec 27, 2016 from Jersey City, NJ·Twitter for Android
     
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Benjamin Douglas
@cantankerousben
Ancient Greek Yogurt. #BreakfastHistory @midnight
8:27 AM · Jul 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/LagG_ June 12, 2020
At your local supermarket.
“Boss the greek yoghurt has expired”
“Relabel it to ancient greek yoghurt”