Football bowl games shouldn’t be confused with a toilet bowl, but there are jokes. “My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
“My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself. Maxine” was posted on Twitter by Isolabella on June 1, 2019. The saying originated from a “Maxine” comic illustration by John Wagner.
“My idea of a super bowl is a large bowl of guacamole” is a similar saying.
Wikipedia: Super Bowl
The Super Bowl is the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL). The game is the culmination of a regular season that begins in the late summer of the previous year.
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Isolabella
@Isolabella
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself. Maxine
9:30 PM · Jun 1, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Keta Diablo
@ketadiablo
Today from MAXINE: “My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.”
11:54 AM · Jun 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Dannette Lewis
@DannetteLewis
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself. Maxine #QUOTE
1:21 PM · Sep 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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The Wisdom of Maxine
KB
7/2/12
(Thanks to Doyle Book for today’s humor. KB)
The Wisdom of Maxine
By creator John Wagner
(...)
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Google Books
Chuckle, Giggle, Snort!
Quips Collected by Karen Money Williams
Published by author
2013
Pg. ?:
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
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RuPaul
@RuPaul
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself! Happy @Beyonce Bowl!
7:28 PM · Feb 1, 2013·WhoSay
Google Books
Title My Idea of a Super Bowl Is a Toilet That Cleans Itself!: Blank Lined Notebook ( Housekeeping )
Author Haley Kelly
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1070272175, 9781070272177
Length 122 pages
Elite Daily
30 Clever Instagram Captions For Super Bowl Party Pics That’ll Score Big Likes
BY RACHEL CHAPMAN
JAN 24, 2019
(...)
30. “My idea of a Super Bowl is one that refills itself with more food.”
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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