A “flat” doesn’t always mean a flat house, but there are jokes.
“Our inflatable house got punctured last night so now we’re living in a flat” was posted on Twitter by John Collins on July 4, 2021. “My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now, I’m living in a flat” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 9, 2021. This was reposted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 10, 2022.
Twitter
John Collins
@HolyDalek
Our inflatable house got punctured last night so now we’re living in a flat.
3:57 PM · Jul 4, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD July 9, 2021
My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now, I’m living in a flat.
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now, I’m living in a flat.
#SaturdayMorning
2:18 AM · Jul 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now, I’m living in a flat.
3:57 PM · Jul 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD May 10, 2022
My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now I’m living in a flat.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I’m living in a flat.
6:38 PM · May 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
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