“My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit/stuff in person” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. “My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person” was posted on Twitter by RoughDiction‏ on September 25, 2009.
 
   
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RoughDiction‏
@roughdiction
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
7:58 PM - 25 Sep 2009
 
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Jen of Eve‏
@jenerationc
Genuinely LOL’d! RT @roughdiction My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
7:59 PM - 25 Sep 2009
 
Funny Status
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive…
April 20, 2012 Computer Status Updates
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
     
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SARCASM
August 6, 2013 ·
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
 
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Joke Authority‏
@JokeAuthority
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
6:23 PM - 22 Nov 2015
 
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One Liner Jokes‏
@one_jokes
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
10:00 AM - 17 Jan 2017