“Soda grading” is a pun for “so degrading.”
“My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me… It’s soda grading” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 6, 2016. “I had to quit my last job, all I did was test soft drinks. It was just soda grading” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 17, 2019.
“I quit my job crushing cans. It was soda pressing” and “I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying” are similar puns about work.
Twitter
OLDBOI
@ItsHowYouUseIt
My friend says he hates his job as a beverage rater
He says its…
Its soda grading
YYYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHH
8:17 PM · Feb 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Scrivolity
@scrivolity
“Which” magazine have me ranking colas all day long. It’s soda grading. #1PUN
8:01 AM · Apr 15, 2015·Hootsuite
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Beard0x November 6, 2016
My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me…
It’s soda grading.
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me…
It’s soda grading.
4:54 AM · Nov 6, 2016·Twitter for Android
Twitter
The Pun Gents
@pungents
I was forced to take a job as a soft drink taster. The work was just soda grading.
3:04 PM · Aug 31, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Scamperillium May 17, 2019
I had to quit my last job, all I did was test soft drinks
It was just soda grading
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Scamperillium May 17, 2019
I had to quit my last job, all I did was test soft drinks
It was just soda grading
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I used to have a job putting soft drinks in order of fizziness.
I hated it, it was soda grading.
10:27 AM · Nov 10, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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