A “postman” shouldn’t be confused with a “post-man.” but there are jokes. “Isn’t a post-man someone who has just had a sex change to a woman?” was posted on Twitter by “er” on March 18, 2012. “Q: What would you call Postman Pat after a sex change operation? A: Post-man Pat” was posted on Twitter by “You can call me Q” on September 19, 2012.
“My mailman got a sex change. I guess you’d call him a post man now” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 19, 2016.
Twitter
er
@enanram
Replying to @OhLookBirdies
@OhLookBirdies Isn’t a post-man someone who has just had a sex change to a woman?
7:50 PM - 18 Mar 2012
Twitter
You can call me Q
@QuintinForbes
Q: What would you call Postman Pat after a sex change operation? A: Post-man Pat.
2:17 PM - 19 Sep 2012
Twitter
Eddie Watson
@Eddie_90
@AnnaaaaStopford if I had a sex change I would be a post-man
10:35 AM - 20 Aug 2013
Reddit—Jokes
My mailman got a sex change.
submitted July 19, 2016 by hlwroc
I guess you’d call him a post man now.
COMMENTS
PM-ME-YOUR-UNDERARMS
The delivery of this joke is perfect
Twitter
Samantha Dowd
@samanthadowd935
My mailman got a sex change. via /r/Jokes
I guess you’d call him a post man now.
3:41 PM - 19 Jul 2016
Reddit—Dad Jokes
My mailman got a sex change. (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 19, 2018 by keithasaurus
I guess you’d call him a post-man now.
COMMENTS
SuaveSeduction
This joke is all about the “delivery”
Twitter
Shawn (whitest legs 3rd place)
@Mindofcletus
My mailman got a sex change. I now call him my postman.
12:09 PM - 19 Sep 2018
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