“It’s national pasta day…..so my sauces tell me…”—a pun on “my sources tell me”—was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2013. “Apparenty, the Heinz ketchup has been slagging off the Helmans Mayonnaise. So my sauces tell me” was posted on Twitter by sickipedia on July 2, 2013.
“My mayonnaise is trying kill me…or so my sauces tell me” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on January 13, 2018.
“Some people say I’m crazy because I talk to my food. My sauces tell me otherwise” is a related joke.
Twitter
david daniell
@daniell90210
It’s national pasta day…..so my sauces tell me…
8:47 AM - 24 Jan 2013
Twitter
sickipedia
@sickipediareal
Apparenty, the Heinz ketchup has been slagging off the Helmans Mayonnaise.
So my sauces tell me
6:14 PM - 2 Jul 2013
Twitter
Mat Da Hat McHobnob
@mwilliamson5014
Apparently, the Heinz ketchup has been slagging off the Hellmann’s Mayonnaise. So my sauces tell me.
5:31 PM - 3 Jul 2017
Reddit—Dad Jokes
My mayonnaise is trying kill me… (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 13, 2018 by madazzahatter
...or so my sauces tell me…
Reddit—Oneliners
My mayonnaise is trying kill me or so my sauces tell me.
submitted January 13, 2018 by madazzahatter
Twitter
Spock Thornaby 🖖
@Spock_Thornaby
My mayonnaise is trying kill me - or so my sauces tell me.
3:24 AM - 13 Jan 2018
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My mayonnaise is trying to kill me - or so my sauces tell me…
1:55 PM - 13 Jan 2018
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