A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“All wine is mulled wine when you think about it” (11/24)
“All wine is mulled wine, if you think about it” (11/24)
“Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in” (11/24)
“Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in” (11/24)
“My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out” (11/23)
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Entry from January 13, 2018
“My mayonnaise is trying kill me or so my sauces tell me”

"It’s national pasta day.....so my sauces tell me...”—a pun on “my sources tell me”—was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2013. “Apparenty, the Heinz ketchup has been slagging off the Helmans Mayonnaise. So my sauces tell me” was posted on Twitter by sickipedia on July 2, 2013.

“My mayonnaise is trying kill me...or so my sauces tell me” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on January 13, 2018.


Twitter
david daniell‏
@daniell90210
It’s national pasta day.....so my sauces tell me…
8:47 AM - 24 Jan 2013

Twitter
sickipedia‏
@sickipediareal
Apparenty, the Heinz ketchup has been slagging off the Helmans Mayonnaise.
So my sauces tell me
6:14 PM - 2 Jul 2013

Twitter
Mat Da Hat McHobnob‏
@mwilliamson5014
Apparently, the Heinz ketchup has been slagging off the Hellmann’s Mayonnaise. So my sauces tell me.
5:31 PM - 3 Jul 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
My mayonnaise is trying kill me… (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 13, 2018 by madazzahatter
...or so my sauces tell me…

Reddit—Oneliners
My mayonnaise is trying kill me or so my sauces tell me.
submitted January 13, 2018 by madazzahatter

Twitter
Spock Thornaby 🖖‏
@Spock_Thornaby
My mayonnaise is trying kill me - or so my sauces tell me.
3:24 AM - 13 Jan 2018

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@Dadsaysjokes
My mayonnaise is trying to kill me - or so my sauces tell me…
1:55 PM - 13 Jan 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, January 13, 2018 • Permalink