Some things have to be stored in a “cool, dark place.”
       
“Just a note to all you comic collectors: always keep your comics in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a jazz club in the 1950s” was posted on Twitter by Richard Fairgray on August 10, 2012. “My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 14, 2012. “A cool dark place, like a 50’s jazz club?” was posted on Twitter by El Tel on September 1, 2018. “@sainsburys when it says on my potatoes ‘store in a cool, dark place’ do you mean like a bar or a jazz club?” was posted on Twitter by Laura Claxton on October 28, 2021.
   
     
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Richard Fairgray
@RichardFairgray
Just a note to all you comic collectors: always keep your comics in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a jazz club in the 1950s.
6:35 PM · Aug 10, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Sarcasticus November 14, 2012
My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place.
So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.
     
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Stacy Heitman
@AllegedDinosaur
My meds say to store them in a cool dark place, so I store then in a jazz club in harlem.
2:28 PM · Nov 14, 2012·Twitter SMS
   
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@DubWeasel
“Keep in a cool dark place” what ? Like in a jazz club in Helsinki or something ?
11:14 AM · Feb 3, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Sarcasticus September 18, 2014
My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place.
So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.
     
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Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
It says store in a cool dark place so I’m going to ask if my local jazz club will look after them.
(An image shows “potatoes.”—ed.)
5:47 AM · Apr 21, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Karl Browne
@Browner1969
Replying to @StephenKing
I bought some perishable goods recently that were labelled “store in a cool, dark place”. I put them in a Jazz Club.
6:18 AM · Feb 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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El Tel
@EltelLondon
Replying to @KarenHeard and @RevRichardColes
A cool dark place, like a 50’s jazz club?
2:12 PM · Sep 1, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Laura Claxton
@fairycakes
. @sainsburys when it says on my potatoes ‘store in a cool, dark place’ do you mean like a bar or a jazz club?
1:24 PM · Oct 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone