A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 02, 2021
“My New Year’s resolution is to buy a velcro wall and I plan on sticking to it”

People often don’t stick to new year’s resolutions, but what if they buy something velcro?
     
“My New Years Resolution is to buy a velcro wall…and stick to it” was posted on Reddit—Funny on December 30, 2010. “My new years resolution is to buy a velcro wall !! And I’m sticking to it” was posted on Twitter by williamsneil31 on December 30, 2010. “My New Year’s resolution is to buy a Velcro wall and I plan on sticking to it” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on January 2, 2021.
   
     
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/shocktatic December 30, 2010
My New Years Resolution is to buy a velcro wall…
...and stick to it.
 
Twitter
williamsneil31
@neilwilliams131
My new years resolution is to buy a velcro wall !! And I’m sticking to it
5:02 AM · Dec 30, 2010·Echofon
     
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.
   
Reddit—Punny
Posted by u/[deleted] January 7, 2014
My new year’s resolution is to find a velcro wall…
And I plan on sticking to it.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BookerGinger January 1, 2015
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/onlywookie January 10, 2015
My New Year’s resolution was to buy a velcro wall
So far I’m sticking to it
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Clbull January 2, 2018
My new year’s resolution is to buy a Velcro wall
And I plan on sticking to it.
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/CrimsonAvenger_ZA January 2, 2021
My New Year’s resolution is to buy a Velcro wall and I plan on sticking to it.

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